NBO - 12 Days of Summer BIF

If you go the trade route, I'll be your huckleberry, as long as you're ok with me sharing it with @Houser.

 

Somehow shipping both East AND West. I expect one of the boxes to traverse the globe to hit the target from one direction, while the second box takes the more direct route...

 

What if you get shitfaced at the hospital?

Between all the friends and family that came to visit us in the hospital, we put down 2 cases of beer the day my daughter was born.... not sure if I should be proud or ashamed of this....

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You are my hero!

 

I just think you're a lucky man... My wife tore me a new one for even suggesting I bring beer to the hospital....

On the other hand she let me go home that night to have a drink with my dad and sleep in my own bed, so perhaps I should just be happy I didn't have to spend that much time at the hospital in the first place.

 

Could also be shipping eastward from home, with travel plans to the east coast from where he'll ship one of the boxes... care package from VT perhaps?

 

Hint #3: My target has more trade feedback than I do.

 

Lurking duties slacking. Enjoying Disney

 

Gosh, not sure how I pulled that one off.

To clarify (and a few bonus hints to make up for my folly):

Hint 1: Shipping EAST (e.g. Towards the Atlantic Ocean...sorry California!)
Hint 2: My target (as of the original time Hint 2 was posted) had posted in the previous 5 pages
Hint 3: My Target Likes Sour Beer
Hint 4: I have been in an official BIF round PREVIOUSLY with my target (we did not send each other beer)
Hint 5: I'm working on a few boxes for FL, but am not sending to FL for this BIF

 

you are from Wisconsin...we do like our beer here

its all good, I'm guessing the hints were layed out while you were "organizing" your sour cabinet, which makes perfectly good sense to me

 

Hint #1 - Shipping West
Hint #2 - At least 2 numbers found in my target's zip code are in their phone number

(NEW) Hint #3 - I've been on Beer Advocate for at least 2 years longer than my target.

 

Hint #1 - Shipping West
Hint #2 - I ticked a beer on Untappd this Saturday that is in my Target's Wants. I plan on sending one his way too!

 

I'm sweating my fukin ass off right now!

 

I felt a lot of pressure shipping to you in Stouts. Like crap, how can I make the man who has drank almost everything happy.

 

My wife would pull out the ol machete if I even thought about leaving that hospital!

 

FUCK ME!

 

Before the kid was born, I'd be in the same boat.

Afterward? That's where having a wife who's a nurse is handy, she knew that there was not a single thing I'd be productive doing at the hospital other than keep her company, whereas getting a good night's sleep meant I had the energy to take care of the two boys while she was there and was able to come get her when needed.

 

Damn you!

 

you killed it man it was the happiest I've been with a box in quite some time

 

Don't hate the player, hate the game. Or Dave.