Worst beer you've tried

Green Flash Friendship Brew. It tasted like potpourri and toothpaste.... It was so bad I'm no longer speaking to the "friend" who told me I just had to try it. It was his idea of a joke.

 

HA! I remember buying a six pack of this when it first came out. I was drinking with a buddy of mine (he was smart and bought something else). I took the first sip and my buddy asked how it was and I distinctively remember my response, "It tastes like burnt Budweiser". Horrible, horrible beer.

 

Had my worst last weekend - Dark Lord.

 

Tie between a bad Troegenator and a bad Oberon.

Had a Troegenator that made me physically ill; I love doppelbock, but I couldn't even finish it, I was so sick to my stomach.

The Oberon was AT LEAST 7 months past it's bottling date (early March 2015 on vacation in Florida); take those 6-month freshness dates seriously, folks.

 

Wenonah Brewing Bourbon Barrel Brown.

 

The two that stick out to me the most are:

DFH My Antonia - I had this a few years ago when I first got into craft beer, and I just recall not enjoying it one bit. It may have been an old bottle, but I think this is one I should revisit in the future.

Stone Smoked Porter Chipotle - I had this at a bar a few months back and was not a fan at all. Every sip was a struggle to put it down, the flavors were just not for me. If I was at home, I probably would have poured it down the drain which I have never done before to any beer!

 

steel reserve...

 

Bourbon County Coffee was pretty lackluster in my opinion.

 

Don't ask how or why but, Boxer Watermelon.

 

oak aged yeti, and any shandy. eyehateshandys

 

Prepare thyself for a beating on this

 

For me hands down is the labatt bourbon barrel beer. Couldnt finish.

 

There's a lot of beers I don't like, but truly horrible beers that are hazardous to your health are hard to find. I hate Wild Devil from Victory, it meets the horrible part, but it probably won't kill you. But it does smell like beer brewed with old sweat socks fermented in a gym locker for a year with a sprinkle of funky underwear. Steel Reserve on the other hand might be deadly, beer brewed with anti freeze can't be good for you, yuck factor is pretty damn high.

 

Add another vote to Floyd D'Rue. Terribly sweet with a weird herbal taste. Makes really good crock pot brisket though so it's good for something.

Also Christmas Bomb

 

Brooklyn Concoction. Its tasted reminded me of band-aids in water.

 

Tecate. Sorry for the hate, but I just want to stomp anyone I see drinking that piss - just for being so f--ing stupid.

 

Toss up between New Glarus Thumbprint Cherry Stout - tasted like cough medicine, and Bruery Mother Funker - tasted like a bottle of vinegar.

 

all of Sam Adams summer beers. They all taste the same to me, and I hate when I go to a party and someone tells me there is good beer in that cooler, and it's filled with Sam Adams summer piss.

 

Surly Doomtree

 

I had this on tap once several years ago. It tasted like I was drinking Worcestershire sauce. It was the only beer I had all night and I woke up the next day all puffy and feeling hungover.

As for my others: Sam Adams Cherry Wheat and any of the special christmas ales (Old Fezywig?) that used to be in their mix pack. Also Karbach's Bodacious, their Rodeo Clown DIPA aged in red wine barrels.