The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

I was sending out really small boxes, this one was about half your winnings and half stuff @utvols forwarded to you. Also, this might not be the IBB you tried before, it's a super local version only distributed through one grocery chain (DeCicco's) and made with chilies and hazelnuts.

 

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Alright lady and um...men? Buckle up, fire up incognito mode, and be sure you've got plenty of tissues and lotion.

I got back from Darkness day to find this exquisitely packed Northeast porch crusher sitting in my entry. @dwmetsfan13 Heard I like northeast hops, and I'm pretty sure he's now out of beer.



Can't tell you how excited I am for these sir.


Left to right:
Saturn -- permawant
Brother Soigne, Dorothy-- permawants!
Arthur--major want
Congress Street, DDH Fort Point, DDH Sleeper Street --I'm like a kid on Christmas waiting to open these. Everything I've had from Trillium has been freaking on point!
Oh yeah, and nbd just some Unsessionable (big want) and Treehouse cans, including Green!!!!!!!!!

I'm floored by this box... Thanks so much!!

 

Im gonna give you boys a pass for makin' fun of Kentucky. Just once though.....

 

And...

Minnesota haul, courtesy of my liver and @Devman171 (Seriously, anther grzz and #PGW!)

 

And finally, my face irl when I opened the damaged FedEx LIF box to @robgage and was greeted by the lovely melange of Casey Nectarines (my last bottle) and cherries.



Ironically, the growler made it leak free. Not sure what these fuckers are up to, but I'm FUKIN out of FedEx.

Need to think through my options here, growler is almost certainly no good after sitting out Friday-Monday and already being a week+ old. I'll make right on the LIF though, just need to figure out a suitable replacement.

Sorry man! UPS from here out.

 

I definetly haven't had this version and I can't wait to try it! I'm gonna teach that Georgia boy bout the real dirty South!

 

#VBS--Time to write some college letter of recs... Time for some inspiration!

 

Troy would be all like

 

sadly was not me, thats a nice spread! But since I just met Devin on Friday night, things would be moving pretty quick if I already got invited/hosted a share ha.

 

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I'm such a Casey Fan Boy! It's all good @vitaminvert No rush!

 

#VBS Thx to @mbmiche

And also thx to @mbmiche


And thx to @Mikexw for this one.

Cheers

 

Good night at Goose Island tonight. Big Train is a tasty bourbon county like rye Porter. If you think you're my Turkey 6 target, you should like this post if you want the train to roll over your porch...

 

Here is the 5th and final porch bomb from the Locals Reverse Suicide Pool. Courtesy of @vitaminvert Andrew clearly wins the dick swinging contest.


Upslope Pumpkin ale in time for the season
Modus Mandarina. Sounds delicious
Dry Dock Vanilla Porter yum
OB BA Ten Fidy and Death by Coconut
Schwing Schwing
Trinity Saison Man and TPS report. I'm not working extra this weekend Lumbergh
Casey Oak Theory Huge want
Casey Brett Loves Citra another Huge want
Casey Nectarine Fruit Stand.
I am not worthy!

Thanks again Andrew. This is just amazing.

 

I'd be personally shocked if Devin hasn't already had his way with you. He's kinda ****ty....

 

So @devilfluff - Turkey Sixer question: Someone asked several pages ago if we could stack two 12oz bottles/cans and have it count as one day since other days will have at least that many ounces from one bottle. I was thinking of putting a two-year vertical in one slot of just giving someone two bottles of a 12 ounce IPA. I never saw an answer either way. Thoughts/ruling?

 

#VBS #2--Been hanging on to this one as a while. @Dave_Treat sent this one on one of my first BA trades before I found this group--the trade was Locals for Locals, fittingly enough (and he KILLED my porch--One of my first BA "teachers")

Still a ton of coffee in this one, but almost no spice.

 

Man, that was a while ago. Glad you liked the trade and joined into bigger madness.

 

Do it.

 

I believe the answer was no :/

 

I don't think I won a LIF and I'm pretty sure you didn't owe me anything and Florida is not out of beer! Shaun, you've got some splaining to do. (Must be said in Ricky Ricardo accent)