Pittsburgh - New Beers & Local Breweries

Classic IBT7k...love it.

 

I don't have any monies left to put where my mouth is. I spent it all on beer.

 

Even the insane beer trader doesn't trade...that's what's up.

 

You're not the first person to suggest this (RIP @CrazyMacHarris99 (not saying he's dead)).

 

It's cause he's meta satirical--a postdiluvian deconstructionalist, holding a mirror in front of our doe-eyed faces and shaming us, reluctantly at first, into a tête–à–tête with our ugly adherence to silly beer mores and constructs that don't serve us.

We are all of us indebted to him and his brand of justice.

Edit: anyone going to Fat Heads for the Nugget Nectar firkin? Please be careful out there and eat your Hipster Cheesesteaks responsibly.

 

^this

Edit:just kidding i don't know what any of that means.

Local Stout.

 

where the hell is Shuggy btw?

 

I was eating a 1/2 priced burger (built in the style of a BIG MAC) down at Ruggers on Tuesday night and i tried the Slyfox Helles. It was delicious, drank 2 or 3 but could have drank 100. Had the DFH Piercing Pils as well, which i enjoyed.

You bros pound them Helles(es)?

Edit: Edits are my jam.

 

Cultivator cans are a staple in my fridge, once Spring creeps back into the area.

 

Never had, thanks for the recommendation. I've been drinking those Southern Tier Where the Helles Summers

 

All cans should be like Slyfox cans

 

Laying in wait until April.

 

DAMN right, they look cool and are super easy to convert to spitters.

 

Say "Shuggy" 3 times while stroking your neckbeard and he will appear behind you, holding a DIPA

 

I did that yesterday in the parking lot of the McDonalds on 65 and he showed up with a case of JuJu for me. Twas a good day.

 

Probably at Roundabout chugging Unnatural Love

 

Thanks for the nightmares

 

No matter the details, a beer transaction always sounds like the seediest thing. The way this starts out, you would expect it to end differently...with cops involved or something.

 

Especially when they occur out of a car window on Smithfield in front of a shitty old office building and a closed diner.

 

and my 2 sents on the merger: victory makes some of my favorite staples of all time and southern tier is poopoo.