Triple Threat - NBS BIF #3

Witnesses report a box crushing the area on the south side of the residence, where the front door used to be.
One man in an USAF uniform who swarmed the scene of the incident was overheard commenting, "Looks like an initial strike. Estimating 7-10 pound round, very well targeted." The press noted that soon after, the area was abruptly cleared, and secured. All people were evacuated from the vicinity.

 

Well, okay, since you requested it

Founders KBS 2014 12oz

Founders Backwoods Bastard 2015 12oz

Karben4 Lady Luck Imperial Red Ale 12oz

Karben4 Fantasy Factory 12oz

Tyranena Wrath of Rocky 12oz

Tyranena Doubly Down ‘n Even Dirtier 12oz

Toppling Goliath Pseudo Sue 16oz

Toppling Goliath XHOPS (Gold) 22oz

Surly Todd The Axe Man 16oz

Central Waters BBA Barleywine – Brewer’s Reserve 2016 12oz

Central Waters BBA Stout 2015 12oz

Capital Dark Doppelbock 12oz

New Glarus Dancing Man Wheat 12oz

New Glarus Berliner Weisse 12oz

3 Floyds Zombie Dust 12oz

3 Sheeps Uber Joe 2016 22oz

The man did not lie
220oz
I may die
(teaser from forthcoming rap single)

 

Yeah, his punishment is to send beer to all.

That's what she said. * Michael Scott voice.

I just pointed out he didn't confirm nor deny. That's all.

 

Well Mr. D. @Ozzylizard ...
The cleanup is worth it...
So here is the list of awesomeness that welcomed me on a very appropriate beer day.

Sixpoint's Hi-Res (qty 2)
Karachi's Three Legged Lab Impy Stout (love me the Impy stouts-never heard of it-EXCITED)
Terrapin's Hop Selection IPA (Vic Secret) IIPA (intrigued would be an understatement)
Victory Hop Ranch IIPA (Boom!)
Victory Hop Devil (Going down first)
Weyerbacher Double IPA (#II-Waimea, Wai-iti & Galaxy hops) (Hell to the Yeah!!!)

Sir, you are a glorious beer bastard!!!
Many Thanks to you, from me (and my local Home Depot)

 

And another one off my list. Down to six.

 

Does the beer rhyme with Betty Bopper? Sweaty Lobster? Freddy Flopper?

They are quite stellar. I had a couple brews from them that were, to use your word, stellar.

 

Stellar line-up

 

Very nice

 

Happily, real world circumstances and my juvenile sense of humor came together (heh heh).

 

It wouldn't surprise me if someone here ran through all the possibilities until they figured it out

 

Only one of those I've had is Hop Devil. That was the first beer I ever traded for, before it became available in WA (and totally worth it, even if I only had to wait a year or so if I hadn't traded for it).

 

That's the nape and snake - daisy cutters should hit shortly!

 

only 100 combinations

 

Also found among the wreckage, ironically in pristine condition, was a VERY cool Weyerbacher Brewery Sign (metal).

 

Could be done in less than an hour

 

@woemad
There are two posting limits that I know of (unless they've changed it):
10 pictures
5 videos
Sizes of pics and lengths of videos do not seem to matter...

 

My target was originally going to get this beer, but I read his "gots" and found it there. Two other Oregon beers have since replaced it, which I picked up in the town that was referenced in an earlier, more submersible post.

 

This reminds me that I really need to give the Dead another chance. I tried listening to them about 25 years ago and it just didn't click.

 

I got tracking info on my third try but I don't think it's your package haha