Triple Threat - NBS BIF #3

To atone for receiving so much beer from you, I tried to do you a solid and look for hints. Damn if I see any that seem tailored to you.

 

Okay, 225.4oz of beer plus one piece of swag is at my local FedEx, awaiting Monday shipment for @newjack. I wound up running out of room for two beers, so they will be in a follow up package. This opens up new possibilities as to what will accompany those beers.

 

Received two boxes from New Jersey today...

 

Maybe you can try guessing again

 

So I'm at work today and my wife calls me and in a somewhat angry tone says to me " what did you buy from _____Brewery?" I rack my brain thinking "did I make a late night beer fueled purchase that I forgot about?" I say to her "I didn't buy anything". Turns out @thebeers bought/sent ANOTHER box!! I got me some cool swag!
Pics to follow...

 

Wouldn't be the first time someone is bewildered about being chastised by their significant other for doing nothing wrong whatsoever!

 

Now that I have a name, beers and address, I've narrowed it down to 12 possibilities.

 

I was tempted to use a return address from a different state

 

My larger fears of the box being in purgatory for the entire weekend have proven to be unFounded, and my package was waiting for me in the lobby when I woke up this evening (along with my new credit card, so that's pretty exciting I guess? I dig the stalking that informed this particular package as well...

I can attest to this with recent, first hand experience.

Pics and announcement of contents are going to have to wait until the morning, though, as I am on y way out the door to work.
You all get the suspense I felt yesterday!

Just be satisfied to know that Corey is the gorram man. Ms. Mantooth did right in raising this one

 

I own my roll as BIF Buffoon #1 this round!

 

I think we've had 54 pages of buffoonery. Plenty to go around!

 

My target should be on the lookout Tuesday/Wednesday, box isn't traveling too far off the east coast.

 

I am your sender. <Said in Darth Vader wannabe voice>

 

Unless the box I sent was just to divert your attention from your real shipper?

 

/has three consecutive heart attacks

 

I...can't even.

 

Best response ever!!! Considering context.

 

I shall deny the people their beer **** no longer! Awesome mix of growler goodness from New Jersey from @SammyJaxxxx , reading up on these now and great picks all. Particularly intrigued by Grape Swisher. A grape Rauchbier?!

 

I am someone's, ANYONE's, target... correct?