SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

I hope my target isn't afraid of Ghosts

 

Oh my head...that was a rough night.

 

So my anniversary BIF box landed form @zookerman182

We were a bit worried b/c there was an exception and a supposed return to sender in there in the shipping history.....in any event it landed over lunch.

This is the first thing I see...

Ut Oh......

Open it up to see this....

Re-packeaged..........double ut oh..

turns out this little bugger was the culprit


Undamaged was all of this glorious beverage.....


Did I ever tell anyone how MUCH I love Gose???? And oh my that Key Lime Pie!!! I can't get enough.

Now the big boys!!


Wants...should be wants and new ticks not to mention a few bottles I never thought I would see!! Oh that FO!!!

Thank you from the bottom of my heart Matt!!!! I can only hope that you are 1/2 as happy as I am right now.

 

dat FO… damn

 

Oh yeah............I need to post a PSA.

The SWAG game / contest.........is OVER.....FINISHED....COMPLETE....DONE!!!! No one else can or needs to step up to the plate. It's over......IT CAN NOT be outdone.

I received the two BEST swag items EVER in this box as well.
Without further waiting I present two of my new favoritest things..........

The best shirt ever made.........
and......
the best Coffee Mug ever...I may drink all of my beer out of it now too...


Ship this man his SWAG winner prize!!!!!!!

LOVE LOVE LOVE it!!!!!!!

 

Mutherfuckin FedEx....

 

I strongly dislike the above post.

 

Ut-----oh

 

looks like there are still 6 targets yet to receive a box. should have some more pron over the next few days.

 

I can confirm as long as Muthfuckin FedEx doesn't fuck my muthfuckin shiz that my muthafuckin target will get his muthafuckin box tomorrow

 

My box has left a wake of UPS workers filing for disability all the way from PA to NC.
Due for delivery tomorrow.

 

my boxes got dropped off today...............2 for my target and one for...............someone else......

 

Oh... and my fedex post was not a "dire end of the world I fuckinhateyou FedEx"...

it was more of a: "you were supposed to be delivered today, but now this patient gentleman has to wait another day for enjoy the delicious man-nectar inside my box"








Yes... man-nectar

 

We all say things in the heat of the moment. I get it.

 

This makes me down right giddy

 

/giphy Miso Horny

 

Sender: it feels like Christmas Eve.

<3 U

 

Oh man yeah it was. Glad I had that when I was still sober and remembering that morning. One of the few "big" bottles that lived up to the hype for me. Definitely worth the trade

 

Damn, the boxes are pretty. Well done, crüe.

 

It's going to be a good day!!