SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

i was curious...how are the in-laws doing @RayOhioFelton?

 

You might as well be giving him vodka and Red Bull at this point. Stand back and watch out for pumpkins.

 

And now that I'm thinking of it..........how is your famous cousin?? You know.......Draco Malfoy........Tom Felton. I heard he likes futbol more than football.

 

havent heard about your brother in a bit, how is he doing?

 

And now that I'm thinking of it....I'm really proud of what you ancestor Rebecca Latimer Felton did for the Progressive movement. How are her great-great-great grandkids doing?

 

and your co-workers? last i heard they werent working very hard.

 

The last I checked, he was was wondering how the lot @RayOhioFelton was going to build on is doing.

 

so as i understand it, youre saying that @RayOhioFelton doesnt do a very good job letting us know how all the other people in his life are doing. speaking of, how is the manager of that comedy club you had a few gigs at?

 

That's EXACTLY what I'm saying!! Like when is the last time @RayOhioFelton told you how the great-great-great-great-great grandkids of William Harrell Felton, the famous politician, army surgeon, GA State representative, and Methodist minister, were doing?

 

My wife is still smoking hot! We are dieting and I'm afraid I'll lose her to Verlander any day!

Neighbors are good. The line between our lawn gets straighter every day! #process

My inlaws are all nuts but still not as crazy as my blood relatives!

No relation although my grandfather left my grandmother when he came home from the war to find her pregnant with my dad...so this isn't even my real last name. #family's secrets

Brother is great. He lives in Chicago and is doing better than me at his age. I taught him well!

I have no idea...I hope I never slept with any of their parents.

My coworkers are great. Very supportive which is great in my line of work.

We meet with the builder Thursday to see our presentation and find out the cost. We should be the first build of 2017. Exciting stuff.

Haven't seen him in years but Bill Squire is on the Alan Cox Show in the afternoons and Ramon Rivas has a comedy central 30min special. Two guys I did gigs with and helped me a lot when I pursued that dream.

These people owe me money...I'm almost positive of it!

 

Nice updates @RayOhioFelton - your dieting and not drinking as much has made late night reads a lot more boring

 

tl:dr

 

Where is the DickButt box, still with @ThreeFishes ??

 

Oh, hey thread, it's been a little while. Hope you're doing well. Less than three weeks until the baby comes.

 

where the fuck have i been and how did i miss this? congrats!

 

With me. I'm off this week, so this and other boxes should make it out.

 

I would be excited to get that box from Jim - his only DickButt is a 2015 Tilquin because it's "too fresh"

 

Things are cranking on the main thread! I'll post on Slack also but I thought it might be fun to get a new BIF going for the end of the year - plenty of time to gather stuff and the timing could be great as well. Here is the idea, I could organize it if we want to so it.

Christmas/New Years BIF
- since Christmas and New Years both fall on a Sunday, I assume the majority of us will have a 3 day weekend. With that said, I think it will be fun to send out a 12 shipper with wrapped bottles for people to open and enjoy on 12/22, 12/23, 12/24, 12/25, 12/29, 12/30, 12/31 and 1/1. That is 8 days of pr0n and joyous celebration. Each day can be a wrapped bottle or 2 wrapped smaller format bottles. There is plenty of room in a 12 shipper to accommodate these with some extras or just SWTFYW and be Merry.

Pretty simple, thoughts?

 

Sounds fun. Only issue is I will be in Key West the 29-31 of December (not that that's really an issue), but I could open those up early or late. I'd be in.

 

I don't get why we would take days off...