Wynkoop to release Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout (no joke)

And here I always thought that bull balls would go better with the flavor profile of a Gose

 

I was just about to issue a "WTF?" as to why testicles were an ingredient in an oyster stout. Good thing I clicked on the article.

 

It takes a lot of balls to brew a beer like that.

 

LOL
That's.....interesting.

 

They're lucky they have Marty Jones as their pitchman. This one...I just don't think I can...

 

Just tell your fellow tickers it's a Nut Brown Ale

 

That's a great idea... I have a skunk invasion at my place, I can just catch them, put them in the blender and use them for home brewing..

 

Swallow...?
Really, how many people have had mikkeller beer geek brunch weasel? If I can drink weasel shit I'm pretty sure this won't be an issue either.

 

I am not sure I have the balls to try this.

 

I bet it wins gold in experimental.

 

Oh man, you're probably so right, that's hilarious. I just hope it's been sold before the GABF deadline, or else it's not admissible.

 

I bet I try some!!

 

@Saluki, that was a forgone conclusion what with your known love of balls. I mean, who among us HASN'T been to a tasting where the mic gets passed to Saluki for his thoughts, and he just proclaims - apropos of nothing aside from his unwavering dedication to all things testicular - "I love balls!"

 

I would be interested since the testicles are sterile (from boiling)

 

If that's what you need to tell yourself to swallow this whole, go ahead. Maybe, if you hold the bottle from the bottom and give it a little tickle, it'll be great...
The only meat I might like in my Beer is Bacon. Too bad Baller Stout was already taken.

 

Yes it does! Apparently, it takes 3 per barrel! lol

 

some days, more than others, I remember what my dear old pappy told me, back in '65 I believe it was. During the "birds and bees" talk I believe.

"Son, just because you can do something doesn't mean you should do it, do you understand?"