Darklord Day 2017

Last October was probably the least productive month of my life. I was drunk for 80% of it.

 

What exactly is super dumb about it? It's fair, relaxed, easy to implement. Seems a lot more fun than standing in line for hours, IMO.

 

It's like vintages...when you've already paid...

 

#2- The weeks after DLD

 

I don't want a Handjee THAT bad!

 

Yeah, but you are sober right now.

 

I just heard a rumor that this year's DLD is being planned by Ja Rule.

 

Did you just assume his BAC?!?!

 

2009 or 2010, you'd get your pour in the sales line as you wound around the building. I can't remember for sure because dark lord day but I know it was right next to the old guest tap location by the walk up entrance to the brewery next to where you'd exit. Or that's just how terrible the lines were, that I ended up there while waiting for sales.

 

Oh great, variant choices will be of Four Loko or Bud-Lime-a-Ritas...

 

You got a problem with that?

 

Weather.com shows high of 60 and showers throughout day with precipitation pegged at 50% since we're looking for cited material.

 

The DL Day Tradition continues...

 

Annnnnd part of the reason we don't look at weather this early is it has changed to 40% since I snapped a screenshot at 630 this morning.

 

(waits for someone else to cite a different weather forecast)

 

Accuweather cites a high of 65 and mostly sunny.
http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/munster-in/46321/may-weather/2124066

 

I'm pretty sure the forecast index of 100% douchebaggery will hold through DLD weekend.

 

"Subject to change"

 

You know this!

Damn legal loophole!
#MotherNatureHasNoEthics

 

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