Beers you will never drink again

Are you kidding me? Probably the best representation of the style!

 

Anything from Coopers Cave or Davidson Brothers. Basically just avoid Glens Falls breweries and drink IPAs at Wallabees.

 

Leinenkugel Summer Shandy. I will drink a lot of stuff with pals that I wouldn't tell most of you about (I'm not proud). But God damn - how awful. Its like drinking a bottle of carbonated Lemon Pledge.

 

Portsmouth brewed Cluster's Last Stand to be a modern day version of Ballantine IPA. So, not completely forgotten.

 

Yeah...Shipyard

 

Spontaawildstrawberry- tasted like tractor tires
Voodoo doughnut
Bully Guppy

 

I have the ingredients to brew my own version, have done my internet research.
They should have some bullion/brewers gold in there too.

 

Horny Goat Milk Stout...so bland, so thin, so tasteless.

 

There are a ton of beers I would never seek out again... but the only ones I'd have to turn down if someone offered me a free one:

21st Amendment Hell or High Watermelon - love 21A, but had to give this on back to the bartender
New Belgium Lips of Faith Cocoa Mole - Maybe Chile beer just isn't my thing, but I dcouldn't even drink 3 oz of this before passing it to a buddy that liked it.

 

Came here to say Freaktoberfest. Worst beer ever.

And OP, Old Stock? Wow. I'm glad I don't have that problem.

 

Evil Twin - Without you I am nothing - tasted like nail polish remover poured at a tasting 5 people instantly spit it out and at about 16 dollars per bottle
Mikkeller - Sur Monk - not as bad as above but on the same level

 

Fizzy yellow beer lover

 

You hate everything that I love.

My list...
Sam Adams Infinium (two of the best breweries in the world made one of the worst beers in the world)
Rogue Voodoo Doughnut (fermented ashtray juice)
South Austin Brewing - Anything. Seriously, go out of business. Their beers are worse than 90% of the amateur homebrew I've had and they like to charge $10 a bottle for this swill. They also only make 2 beers and have been in business for over a year.
Jester King Weasel Rodeo - I bought 2 bottles of this and it was a mess (no carbonation and way too thick of a mouthfeel because of it... almost like cough syrup) The other two variations of this beer were damn near perfect though (Beer Geek Rodeo & Whiskey Barrel Rodeo). I think I got some bad bottles, but I don't want to chance $15/bottle again.

 

Agreed, Friendship is awful, this beers was friendly at all.

 

THIS! I had it and absolutely hated it. Never again

 

Blushing Monk, Cerise

Tons of Mikkeller beers.

 

Beers I've seen on here alot that I actually enjoyed:
- Ghost Face
- VooDoo Doughnut
- Hell or High Watermelon

Never Again:
- SA Triple Bock (Duh)
- Mikkeller Monks Brew (Or really anything from them for that matter, still better than brewdog though...)
- Lost Abbey Cuvee De Tomme (Not a Lost Abbey hater, this beer sucked ass though)
- Southern Tier offerings (Really hate to hate on them, especially as one of my best friends loves ST, but I have yet to get a beer from them that I liked. Id drink it again I guess, but I wouldn't be happy about it.)
- Farmhouse Black Metal stout (Really? Farmhouse? Go back to original recipe Jester King...)
- Bourbon County Bramble (Just not my thing)
- Alpine Nelson (Haha just kidding. That shit is delicious)

 

I don't drink BMC (Bud, Miller, Coors) if that's what you're implying.

Saint Arnold, Shiner, Left Hand, Deep Ellum, Great Lakes, Real Ale, North Coast, Jester King, Clown Shoes, Karbach.

By far my all time favorite is Saint Arnold Divine Reserve #12...damned shame it was a One and Done Brew - I'm still trying to find another Old Ale that duplicates it or something. I hear that Founder's Curmudgeon Old Ale is a dead ringer for it (if not better)

Just cause I didn't find the popular choices suiting doesn't mean I'm out here drinking Bud Light Limes, You guys need to ease up a bit.

Ironically I liked that one...not enough to run out and pay $15 for it but I would always drink it if it was given to me. I didn't think Coffee and Peppers together in a Brew would work.....but they somehow pulled it off.

 

Have you tried Independence Brewing's Jasperilla Old Ale? It's not quite same same, but it should be locally available.

 

I heard about that one but, I have to wait till (Feb - Mar) to get some.