More Brewing Co. (StB) - (2018)

Plot twist... lines and chaos is so outrageous they sell all three bottles the first day. Pissing off eveyone imaginable.

 

I’m ok with this

 

Same.

 

So real opinion question. I have two ppl willing to wait for me but won’t be able to wait until 7am. I can go whenever I want. Do I

A) wait in line myself and go much earlier to ensure one bottle?

Or

B) wait until they can go at 7am, chance to get three bottles but possibility of missing completely if the line is crazy and there are more ppl than bottles.

Alternative suggestions welcome

 

You're really asking people on here for suggestions to mule? Here's a suggestion: jump in a river.

 

Unfortunately i think if you wait until 7 you'll end up with 0 bottles all 3 days. The fact several hundred were in line for b2 by 6 am.....this is dld weekend so even more people will be in town and not to mention barrel aged.

 

Ok I probably should rephrase that. I have two friends of mine who live close. I will be waiting in line with them as well or alone. Should have said it better. Not just random ppl.

 

Go early and hang with the people in line next to you. When your buds get there, walk back and share/talk. When they are doing tickets/scanning, move back up and the people near your chair in line will know you belong there.

 

Get there early, and try to have them cut in line with you. You can be sure hundreds of others will be doing the same thing.

 

Guys, I’m in line now and I’m cold alone and hungry. There’s a raccoon staring at me menacingly but the scarier thing is the man petting the raccoon.

I think he is whispering “soon.”

“He’ll fall asleep soon.”

...

Guys, I’m getting sleepy but I’m afraid. I want to go home to my family. But... vanilla.

I think my family will be disappointed if I don’t stay. Right? Dad...?

 

Looks like this raccoon purchase is paying dividends for me.

 

This is the most ridiculous beer release I’ve ever heard of.

See you there.

 

So real opinion question. I have a “friend” (pictured) who will be placed into line. He’s quiet and likes puzzles. Never really moves around much. I reckon he’ll be there by, hell, I guess I could put him in line now.

I can’t get there until 9 am Friday morning. Should I be a true BA’er and line cut to join him and act like nothing happened, or just roll the dice ... you know what? Nevermind. I have my answer.

 

People still make neckbeard jokes?

 

I guess don’t quit their day job?

 

Solid troll post. Highest of quality

 

You win

Edit: but the reward is not BA henna

 

Solid enough to quit my day job?

 

Not sure if this has been discussed, More mentioned Villa Park having a 'NOISE' ordinance, not a 'People outside in public before 7am" ordinance. I say get there as early as you want and do nothing more than a whisper to each other. Everybody wins. I'm waking up at 2am and making the drive from west Michigan, should be there by 3-330cst, and ill be damned if im not going to line my silent ass up at that time.

 

Has the makings of a Hollywood movie. Villa Park: A Quiet Place, neckbeards & their mules must queue in silence while hiding from police & a 3rd party security firm which patrol exclusively by sound.