LNBA Secret Santa BIF - Hints & Hauls Thread

We can lie?

 

I haven't eliminated you yet

 

I've only been able to eliminate one so far.

I've never traded with my target before (hint: that doesn't rule out ANY of you guys )
and
A team from my target's state participated in a professional competitive sports event last Sunday.

 

That eliminates me. Shit!!

 

My target has less reviews than I do.

 

My target has 10 fingers and 10 toes... presumably.

 

According to google maps it would take me less time to drive to my targets house than to my parents house.

 

My size in on my profile now if I am the lucky target.

 

Hint:

 

ooh, not again. i got a month ban for replying to that thread.

hint time:
1. my target has already posted in this thread or maybe it was the other one?
2. my target's user name starts with a letter and NOT a number

oh joy, now i can try to keep up with this thread and the other thread too. i bet the other one is at least triple the length, that one is the longest thread on BA, well maybe second to the post yer hauls thread.

 

LNBASS4LYFE

Where da broz at?

 

My target has a vowel in his name and there's a vowel in the name of one of the beers I'm sending him...

 

Don't forget that your hints not only help your target guess, but also help eliminate you as a possible suspect for other people. Even if the person already knows it may be fun to keep the rest of us guessing.

Edit, I'm an idiot, I forgot that your box already arrived.

 

My target's state has more vowels in it than my state.

 

Hint: My target has been a member of BA for more than 1 day!!!

 

Alright, I'm going to start getting a bit more specific with these hints:

My target likely consumes both food and water throughout the day

 

My target is outside of Surly distribution.

 

My target has an avatar...

 

My target has a belly button, whether it is an innie or outie i do not know

 

My target is my target..