Dark Lord Day (2019)

Discussion in 'Great Lakes' started by Quilentro, May 16, 2018.

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  1. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    better terminology is probably "mobility scooter.":rolling_eyes:
     
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  2. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    Who are you calling a mobility scooter?!
     
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  3. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    The DLD express pass is amazing. It's priceless when you get to bypass the whole line in your rascal, go to the front, and get the last pour of Handjee pissing off all those people who waited in line. The best perk is that it allows you to also jump to the front of any bottle share line. That really pisses people off.
     
  4. croush

    croush Pooh-Bah (2,407) Mar 20, 2015 Illinois
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    Wait, so it's really just a piggyback ride from you???
     
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  5. MTKATL

    MTKATL Pooh-Bah (1,800) Jun 9, 2015 Georgia
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    I heard the express pass gets you in front of the line for the Dark Lord meet and greet. Professional photographers will be available for an extra fee. Bring your autograph book!
     
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  6. croush

    croush Pooh-Bah (2,407) Mar 20, 2015 Illinois
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    @Quilentro will most definitely have his Disney Princess autograph book ready to go.
     
  7. IlCraftWjgman

    IlCraftWjgman Initiate (0) Mar 7, 2016 Illinois

    Squats at 2pm?
     
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  8. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    what time is the dance off tho?
    @Quilentro @Jmorey

    we need to hot yoga before, duh..
     
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  9. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    This is going to be a full day.

    • Calisthenics and morning bottle share
    • Hot yoga in front of stage
    • Dances (with wolves)
    • Battle against undead Kevin Kostner
    • Debate about water world
    • Taking over share tables by jumping on them and doing 100 squats (squatters rights)
    • Disney princess debate
    • abnormal Beer company protest
    • Groupcry
    • Gates open
     
  10. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    you forgot discuss flat earth, bud
     
  11. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    ...what’s there to discuss?
     
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  12. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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  13. PrestigeWorldwide

    PrestigeWorldwide Initiate (0) Sep 22, 2015 Michigan
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    At a peak speed of 3.7 mph it also guarantees that you'll beat all the fat old guys to the chemtrail pour line when gates open at 9.
     
  14. Jmorey

    Jmorey Initiate (0) Feb 10, 2015 Michigan

    Loved every bit of this and then I got to the last item

    Also, I do hot yoga twice a week. And by hot yoga I mean bend out of my computer chair to get a dropped Cheeto and I am always sweaty.
     
  15. Zoomslowik

    Zoomslowik Savant (1,148) Mar 17, 2016 Illinois
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    Way too much exercise for my taste. Anyone want @Quilentro 's extra ticket?
     
  16. flat_lander

    flat_lander Pooh-Bah (2,490) May 11, 2016 Illinois
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    Hot Cheetos?
     
  17. Jmorey

    Jmorey Initiate (0) Feb 10, 2015 Michigan

    No... reg only. Or else.
     
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  18. Thrillhouse82

    Thrillhouse82 Zealot (548) Sep 14, 2014 Wisconsin
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    Spicy O-ring?
     
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  19. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    #deepsquats
     
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  20. Jmorey

    Jmorey Initiate (0) Feb 10, 2015 Michigan

    That is what happens when I eat hot cheetos... trying to avoid that.
     
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