Ugly Sweater Hints & Hauls

My target hopefully does not live in a nudist colony, otherwise the sweater will be wasted.

Well, I guess it could be used as toilet paper.

 

Or a blanket.

 

Nudest community....guess I'm out

 

As in, the community that is the most nude. It is the nudest. I suppose I'm out too.

 

It bodes well for my target that a certain Goose Island variant has been hitting the stores over the last week or so. Well, two variants have been hitting the stores, but one has been super hard to get. Almost as hard as finding a straight dude at a Bette Midler concert.

 

Or a straight chick at a poetry slam...

 

HOLY SHIITE! I just got smacked by a most gracious BA. Here is the run down!
1 Very Ugly and quite tacky Kitty Kat Christmass Sweatshirt
1 Great Lakes Snifter
1 Rulli Bros Olive Oil and Romano Cheese Pasta Sauce
1 Charlie Staples Real BBQ Sauce
1 Rockmill Brewery Tripel
1 50/50 Eclipse Imperial Stout Purple Wax (I think it's Elijah Craig BA aged)
1 Fat Heads Head Hunter IPA
1 Outer Banks Sour Ale
1 Thirsy Dog Siberian Night Imperial Stout
1 Thirsty Dog 12 Dogs of Christmas
1 Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald Porter
1 Great Lakes BA Blackout Stout
1 Great Lakes Blackout Stout
1 Captain Lawrence Hops N' Roses
1 The Bruery 2 Turtle Doves
1 The Bruery 2011 Black Tuesday.

Damn, I have carpal tunnel now from all that typing! I really appreciate the generosity and these will be enjoyed with friends and family.

 

Nice haul , Who sent it ?

 

Awesome haul.

 

Incredibly generous box.

 

Hint #6: My target does not live in a state that starts with one of the first ten letters of the alphabet.

 

My target has posted in this thread more times than I have. He lives in a state I frequently went to on vacation when I was a kid.

He will be bombarded with wants. Still searching for a suitably hideous sweater.

 

Glad everything landed safely. Enjoy! Sorry about the carpal tunnel

 

Hint #J: My target already wore his sweater to work. And he had a Zombie Dust box in his driveway.

 

It looks as if my town is sold out of Christmas sweaters. No need for my target to worry though, my wife is extra craftsy at this stuff.


made with thought and love.

 

Size?

 

I think it's an XXL, because she needed a huge canvas for this masterpiece. But for the right price she will be more than happy to design one for all my non targets.

 

Get back to me after this lands somewhere else.

 

My targets box will be going out Monday , It's headed to a state with lots of fish..

 

My target's box is also going out Monday. The sweater is hideous, but I have a feeling my target will actually enjoy wearing it.