Funny things your BMC friends say when given craft.

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  1. nquigley16

    nquigley16 Initiate (0) Sep 18, 2012 Massachusetts

    I always get a good laugh at some of the things BMC drinkers say to me when they try craft beers.

    The other night I gave a friend some Hennepin and he said to me "it tastes like mint leaves".
    Another friend, after trying SNPA told me he didn't like it because it was "too smokey".

    What funny remarks have you heard?
     
    #1 nquigley16, Dec 29, 2012
  2. hoppytobehere

    hoppytobehere Pooh-Bah (2,046) Aug 10, 2012 District of Columbia
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    "too much flavor"
     
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  3. match1112

    match1112 Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2011 Illinois

    My father-in-law uses the line "what is this, paint stripper or rust remover?", he aint funny.
     
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  4. Bitterbill

    Bitterbill Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,036) Sep 14, 2002 Wyoming
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    Just the basic..."this is shitty beer".
     
    #4 Bitterbill, Dec 29, 2012
  5. JuniperJesus

    JuniperJesus Pundit (805) Feb 26, 2011 Illinois

    OMG, I'm so wasted!
     
    #5 JuniperJesus, Dec 29, 2012
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  6. hannydawg

    hannydawg Initiate (0) Apr 4, 2010 Illinois

     
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  7. mellowmark

    mellowmark Savant (1,018) Mar 31, 2010 Utah

    I was drinking some Furious and had a girl I was with smell it. She it said it "smelled like poison".
     
    #7 mellowmark, Dec 29, 2012
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  8. chocosushi

    chocosushi Initiate (0) May 1, 2011 Oklahoma

    "why does it taste like that?"
     
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  9. Johnnyramirez

    Johnnyramirez Initiate (0) Nov 17, 2012 California

    "You like the taste of weed?"

    "It's too strong for me, I can taste the booze"

    "Some men like beer, you apparently like soy sauce" -my favorite when I gave my uncle a sip of my SN Narwhal
     
    #9 Johnnyramirez, Dec 29, 2012
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  10. michaeljstraub

    michaeljstraub Initiate (0) Oct 6, 2012 Georgia

    "I don't want to think about my beer"
     
    #10 michaeljstraub, Dec 29, 2012
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  11. Prh27

    Prh27 Initiate (0) Apr 24, 2012 Virginia

    "That doesn't taste like beer"

    At least it has a taste...
     
    #11 Prh27, Dec 29, 2012
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  12. TheFightingMongooses

    TheFightingMongooses Initiate (0) Nov 14, 2012 New Jersey

    Offering a taste of a Southampton Keller Pils I heard, "This is craft beer? But it's not even dark or anything."
     
    #12 TheFightingMongooses, Dec 29, 2012
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  13. Derranged

    Derranged Initiate (0) Mar 7, 2010 New York

    Woman I know said Golden Monkey tasted like "Ovaltine".
     
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  14. Derranged

    Derranged Initiate (0) Mar 7, 2010 New York

    A friend of mine said that. He acknowledges that craft beer is better but prefers beer to be bland. To each his own.
     
    #14 Derranged, Dec 29, 2012
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  15. Dools9

    Dools9 Pooh-Bah (1,788) Jul 5, 2011 Massachusetts
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    Buudy's a hardcore Bud drinker. Gave him a smuttynose ipa and he said it tasted like throwup.
     
    #15 Dools9, Dec 29, 2012
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  16. jimmy666

    jimmy666 Initiate (0) Jun 20, 2010 Maryland

    "is this an import"?
     
    #16 jimmy666, Dec 29, 2012
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  17. Genuine

    Genuine Maven (1,347) May 7, 2009 Connecticut

    Gave a buddy of mine some Southern Tier IPA "This tastes like skunked beer man, it reminds me of soap"
     
    #17 Genuine, Dec 29, 2012
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  18. Dannywhitewash

    Dannywhitewash Initiate (0) Dec 19, 2010 Ohio

    Too heavy.
     
    #18 Dannywhitewash, Dec 29, 2012
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  19. acevenom

    acevenom Initiate (0) Oct 7, 2011 Louisiana

    I've been told that Samuel Adams Boston Lager is too hoppy. :confused: I also get the "I don't like dark beer," line from people who drink lots of coffee.
     
    #19 acevenom, Dec 29, 2012
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  20. raynmoon

    raynmoon Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2011 Colorado

    "ipa's are too dark"
     
    #20 raynmoon, Dec 29, 2012
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