Funny things your BMC friends say when given craft.

I've heard this one countless times!! Always makes me smile.

 

A girl I work with told me she doesn't like hoppy beers like Blue Moon

 

motor oil, grass, cough medicine and turpentine are a few of the gems. My family still drinks it anyway..............as long as there is alcohol, turpentine is no problem to get down

 

I brought some Racer 5 with me to a family party last summer. My oldest sister, who drinks Bud Light exclusively, asked me if she could try it. I warned her that it tastes nothing like Bud Light, but she was really anxious to try it. She took one sip and said "Oh my God...do they call it Bear Republic Brewery because the beer they make tastes like bear piss?" I was laughing my ass off.

 

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"Taste like Guinness" - Safari guide in Tanzania, after finishing my Kuhnhenn Bourbon Barrel Aged 4D.

 

Funny because I would expect donkey to taste a little meatier. Are you sure you didn't give him a rauchbier?

 

A friend of mine says of every IPA she's tried, "it's so spicy!"

 

My wife used to say that she doesn't like dark beer, until I had her try a coffee stout. I told her it was a new iced coffee drink and she (not surprisingly) loved it.

 

"Tastes like puddin' pops."

 

Mostly towards IPAs: "it's too bitter".
Another time I once gave a friend some fresh Weihenstephaner Hefeweiisbier; takes a sip, pause for a few seconds, takes another sip, "hey this is kind of good".

 

lol, and on top of it, people who probably drink dark coffee, right?

 

"Why would you pay this much money for something that tastes like fresh cut grass poured into a really good beer?"

Any IPA I let my two buds try

 

"Tastes like terpentine."
"You drink this?"/"How can you drink this?"
and my all time favorite...
"I don't know what you call this, but it's not beer!"

 

What the heck did she have between the two to even think one remotely tastes like the other? I hope she's not in the food business.

 

I AIN'T DRINKING NO STEAK SAUCE

 

Years ago i gave my die hard Busch Beer fan buddy a craft beer and his was reply "It tastes like fish" WTF??

It wasnt a craft beer persay, it was a Michelob Dark Bock beer which had more flavor than most readily available beers at the time.

 

Had a friend who typically drinks Natural Light say Sierra Nevada Stout was " fuckin' nasty " . Another friend tried a Two Hearted Ale, Claimed to like it, I gave him a bottle, He took two sips then opened up a Bud Light Lime. I let another buddy of mine try a Founders Harvest Ale and he said it was a " Decent IPA ". Mind you, The only beers I've ever seen him drink are Bud Light Platinum and Corona.

 

dark beer = high gravity

 

"designer beer"

"tastes like leaves & twigs"

"this beer is for F*****s"

 

"Tar in jar, again eh?"
Or more recently,
Sittin' drinking a Vanilla Porter @ the bar buddy sits down "What's that syrup your drinking?"