Most offensive brewery faux pas

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by chipawayboy, May 19, 2025.

  1. GuyFawkes

    GuyFawkes Grand Pooh-Bah (5,630) Apr 7, 2011 Illinois
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    Especially when they spray it wildly nearby when you are sitting down drinking.

    I'm all for a clean table, but read the room. Sometimes just hot water is fine to avoid spraying chemicals into my glass.
     
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  2. BruChef

    BruChef Maven (1,277) Nov 8, 2009 New York
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    Yards would have to do something truly offensive other than a cookie cutter rebuild/renovation to keep me from coming back. I mean, they still produce English ales and put them on cask.
     
  3. VodkaPong87

    VodkaPong87 Pooh-Bah (2,060) Oct 9, 2020 Connecticut
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    It's been said at least once, but need to be said again so that some brewers (Tree House) will get the hint.
    List the abv on your product.

    What I really don't understand about said brewery above, is that they list the abv on about 70% of their labels. Why not all of them???? It makes absolutely no sense
     
  4. ttoadee

    ttoadee Pooh-Bah (2,242) Dec 26, 2024 Texas
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    The pint or half pint choice is good. Limit consumption when needed, and get to try reasonable size serving of more than one beer.
     
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  5. MrOH

    MrOH Grand Pooh-Bah (3,995) Jul 5, 2010 Virginia
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    Experienced this one today, playing EDM. Had one and left.
     
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  6. crazyspicychef

    crazyspicychef Pooh-Bah (2,341) Sep 27, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    White Stouts are an abomination of the stout style in my opinion.
    Especially with chocolate in them.
    Whoever came up with that idea should be pimp-slapped.
    I'd try a white stout sans coffee, but I don't know if that exists.
    I just do not like coffee in my beer, at all.
    But, that's just my opinion.
     
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  7. crazyspicychef

    crazyspicychef Pooh-Bah (2,341) Sep 27, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    Where do you get the water from, the bathroom?
     
  8. crazyspicychef

    crazyspicychef Pooh-Bah (2,341) Sep 27, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    "I get my philosophies off of mens room walls." - Rodney Dangerfield.
    R.I.P.
     
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  9. MostlyNorwegian

    MostlyNorwegian Pooh-Bah (2,236) Feb 5, 2013 Illinois
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    It's probably just beer that does not get released out into the wild, i.e. other states for distribution. In state packaged beer doesn't have to include that sort of information.
     
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  10. AlcahueteJ

    AlcahueteJ Grand Pooh-Bah (3,242) Dec 4, 2004 Massachusetts
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    Wow really? That's surprising, they're usually good with just about everything regarding the customer experience.

    Tree House doesn't distribute beer outside of the brewery. Bars/restaurants or liquor stores.
     
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  11. AlcahueteJ

    AlcahueteJ Grand Pooh-Bah (3,242) Dec 4, 2004 Massachusetts
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    Many are probably like that to accommodate larger crowds, families, dogs...etc.
     
  12. Beersnake

    Beersnake Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,884) Aug 17, 2013 California
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    I thought about this and honestly my main issues is glassware and how it's used. I like glassware to match the style. An IPA pint glass for a stout is just wrong. Another issue with glassware is the tiny glasses you get with small pours. Most places will fill it to the brim. So you have this mini glass and no space in it to actually smell the beer. I now request that I get the small pour in a big glass. Some look at me funny and some understand immediately. They fill the small glass and then pour it into a 12oz snifter (or something like that). The experience is WAY better.
     
  13. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    Sometimes we beer consumers need to 'educate' the folks serving us beers.

    Cheers!

    P.S. A separate but somewhat related story:

    “I was at a local craft beer bar and I ordered a 'special' beer that was served in a very small goblet (maybe BCBS?). That beer was too cold so I cupped my two hands around that small glass to warm up the beer. The bartender looked at me with a quizzical look and asked what I was doing. I replied that the beer was too cold and I was warming it up.

    The bar has a common cold room for all of their kegs and they need to maintain a constant cold temperature (e.g. 38 degrees F) to provide proper serving of the draft beers."
     
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  14. MostlyNorwegian

    MostlyNorwegian Pooh-Bah (2,236) Feb 5, 2013 Illinois
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    Oh, well. I can't explain why Tree-House hasn't figured out how to implement a master page for their label design in a way that would EASILY address the matter.
     
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  15. 57md

    57md Grand Pooh-Bah (3,033) Aug 22, 2011 Pennsylvania
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    I would say that breweries not giving samples pisses me off the most. I'll try your new concoction and I'll even buy a full glass of it if it's halfway decent. But, give me the courtesy of a taste so I don't blow $8-9 on a full glass of something I then find awful.
     
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  16. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    It's because that nicety has been abused over the decades.
     
  17. zotzot

    zotzot Grand Pooh-Bah (5,352) Feb 22, 2015 Vermont
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    Agreed that not offering samples and not having a small option is intolerable.
    I had a fight with the local brewery (currently biggest brewer in Vermont) when their policy changed to no samples. They have since relented.
     
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  18. eppCOS

    eppCOS Grand Pooh-Bah (4,570) Jun 27, 2015 Colorado
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    +1 on MF plastic cups.
    Serve me that and I will find an excuse to break some glass.
     
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  19. Sheppard

    Sheppard Grand Pooh-Bah (3,516) Mar 16, 2013 Massachusetts
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    I am pretty sure it's because breweries spend a ton of money on equipment etc to get the brewing side ready that there isn't really a lot of money left for the actual tap room. Those mass produced metal stools are what's left because you can get a lot of them for cheap at their vendors. They're cheap and they're durable. There is some sense in it, but I would argue that it's a short sighted decision.
     
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  20. Blueribbon666

    Blueribbon666 Pooh-Bah (1,669) Jul 4, 2008 Ohio
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    Or a brewer known for IPA greatness and their 12 taps have 2 and the rest sours :rolling_eyes::nauseated_face::-1:
     
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