Your Ideal Beer Menu

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by bambiere, Apr 22, 2026.

  1. bambiere

    bambiere Savant (1,055) Aug 25, 2025 Pennsylvania

    You have 10 taps to fill. What are you putting on? Here's mine:

    1) German Hefeweizen
    2) Czech Pils
    3) WC IPA
    4) WC IIPA
    5) Old Ale - non BA
    6) Imperial Stout - non BA
    7) Doppelbock
    8) Baltic Porter
    9) Belgian Tripel
    10) Best Bitter - beer engine

    Feel free to discuss why you favor one beer over the next or make fun of my throwback list from the 90s
     
  2. Domingo

    Domingo Grand Pooh-Bah (4,252) Apr 23, 2005 Colorado
    Pooh-Bah

    Funny enough, the Silver Stamp in Las Vegas gets pretty close to mine. At least some of the time. Here's what I'd have:

    Helles
    Dunkel
    IPA (Bright)
    IPA (Hazy)
    Dubbel
    Amber Ale/ESB (they're close enough)
    Lambic (Rotate through all the major variations, even back-sweetened ones)
    Old school fruited wheat or blonde
    RIS or similarly big ass American stout
    "Dumb but fun" tap for slushes, candy stouts, and BA items
     
  3. bambiere

    bambiere Savant (1,055) Aug 25, 2025 Pennsylvania

    Thought about this and I feel like they, like most Belgian beers IMO, are SO much better when they are bottle conditioned. I put a tripel on my list because I love them, but I just don't think the keg does these beers, especially saisons, proper justice.

    The "Dumb but fun" bit made me laugh.
     
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  4. MrOH

    MrOH Grand Pooh-Bah (3,995) Jul 5, 2010 Virginia
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah

    1. Crowd pleaser that isn't an adjunct lager- Kolsch, Helles, American Blond, American Wheat
    2. Saison or Grisette
    3. A well made hazy because I have to stay in business
    4. Stout on nitro, but not Guinness.
    5. WCIPA
    6. Brown ale because this is Richmond
    7. "Italian" pils
    8. Duvel Green
    9. Rotating strong. RIS, Barleywine, Old Ale, American Strong, etc.
    10. Rotating cask- bitter, mild, plain porter
     
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  5. Freising

    Freising Initiate (185) Aug 6, 2025 New Jersey

    Pils
    Non-Pils pale lager (Czech or German)
    Amber/dark lager
    Wheat beer
    Hazy hoppy
    Bright hoppy
    Other ale (brown/red/mild/bitter/etc)
    Sub 7% stout/porter
    An elegant sour (not a kettle sour)
    Wildcard alcohol bomb
     
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  6. bambiere

    bambiere Savant (1,055) Aug 25, 2025 Pennsylvania

    I really wanted to include a Helles and a Saison in my list, but my love for strong, dark beers is too great.
     
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  7. bambiere

    bambiere Savant (1,055) Aug 25, 2025 Pennsylvania

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  8. readyski

    readyski Pooh-Bah (1,557) Jun 4, 2005 California
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I like your list but offer the following changes
    Perhaps 2 IPAs, WC and hazy. Double or otherwise. Think that west coast IPA had a different meaning in the bitter 90s.
    Include barleywine with the old ale. Remove all non BA requirements.
    Need a sour on the list for my weird friends, so combine the doppelbock and BP category.
    And add quad to the Tripels.
     
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  9. Beersnake

    Beersnake Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,884) Aug 17, 2013 California
    Mod Team Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    1. English barleywine
    2. American barleywine
    3. Imperial Stout
    4. Barrel aged English barleywine
    5. Barrel aged American barleywine
    6. Barrel aged imperial stout
    7. Belgian Tripel
    8. Scotch ale
    9. Belgian Quad
    10. Don't care
     
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  10. bambiere

    bambiere Savant (1,055) Aug 25, 2025 Pennsylvania

    Agreed and despite my proselytizing, I don't HATE hazy IPAs. I just tend to not prefer them.

    DEFINITELY. #barleywineislife

    Not averse to that either.

    Certainly love a BSD/Quad on tap, but those BSG/Tripels are my jam.
     
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  11. bambiere

    bambiere Savant (1,055) Aug 25, 2025 Pennsylvania

    "I'll take Barrel Aged Scotch Ale for 1000, please, Alex."
     
  12. rolltide8425

    rolltide8425 Pooh-Bah (2,470) Feb 18, 2011 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    1. Barleywine(preferably English)
    2. Doppelbock
    3. Tripel
    4. Imperial Stout(BA or not)
    5. Czech Pale Lager
    6. Wee Heavy
    7. Ordinary/Best/Strong Bitter on hand pump
    8. Baltic Porter
    9. Quad
    10. Kolsch
     
  13. bambiere

    bambiere Savant (1,055) Aug 25, 2025 Pennsylvania

    I feel like I need to drink more Kolsch, but so many American versions are lifeless and so many German brewed ones are, well, lacking freshness.
     
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  14. deleted_user_1379257

    deleted_user_1379257 Pundit (865) Feb 17, 2026
    Society

    Fruh Kolsch is great COLD on tap, if you can find it.
     
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  15. wmeckley44

    wmeckley44 Savant (1,114) Nov 1, 2023 Tennessee
    Trader

    1. Czech pils
    2. Czech dark lager
    3. Hoppy american amber
    4. Classic malty WCIPA
    5. Cask ESB/English pale ale
    5. Modern juicy/fruit-forward hazy IPA
    6. Bitter/dank NEIPQ
    7. Helles or German Export Lager
    8. BA stout, over 10% ABV
    9. Belgian Golden Strong
    10. Weizenbock

    I of course love IPAs but will happily drink a tap list of good Czech and German lagers. Belgians and wilds are much less of a priority plus sours, and I need at least one big beer to enjoy. The weizenbock is there as a wildcard since I always order one when I see it. Super rare, very unique style that's tasty when mediocre and hard to beat when done well.

    I think the Golden Strong could be changed for a Dark Strong, or possibly something smoked depending on the day.
     
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  16. bambiere

    bambiere Savant (1,055) Aug 25, 2025 Pennsylvania

    Yeah, great call on that one.

    Probably my favorite:

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    bambiere Savant (1,055) Aug 25, 2025 Pennsylvania

  18. wmeckley44

    wmeckley44 Savant (1,114) Nov 1, 2023 Tennessee
    Trader

    Nigh on impossible to find in Tennessee but when it's not 6 months old it's unbeatable. Vitus is everywhere and generally fresh though.
     
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  19. uncleotis

    uncleotis Pooh-Bah (1,637) Feb 17, 2015 Illinois
    Society Pooh-Bah Trader

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  20. Beersnake

    Beersnake Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,884) Aug 17, 2013 California
    Mod Team Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Or a wonderful wife who doesn’t drink!