Funny things your BMC friends say when given craft.

IPAs are too heavy man.

 

I dunno...my bologna, mayo, and peanut butter toast beer turned out pretty good....

 

I was told recently while bar tending, "I don't drink that craft stuff, I'm very anti-establishment. I stick to good old American products like Miller and Natural light...."

 

My wife says all IPAs taste like perfume.

 

Did your head spin all the way around? I would have a field day responding to that one.

 

I had to do a little Frank Costanza in my head... Serenity NOW!!! He overheard me talking about Backwoods Bastard to a regular of mine. There was no helping this one so I appeased him and talked about Strohs.

 

I had my cousin try some Surly Furious during x-mas and she says " you actually drink this stuff"? More for me I guess.

 

"Is that one of those Whisky beers"
"Look at me I drink beer from a goblet".. lol thats my favorite

 

I agree with him. That beer sucks.

 

My best friend compared DFH 120 to what he thinks Mr. Clean would taste like.

To be fair, I don't like it either.

 

According to my friend, Hopslam is only " A decent IPA " But apparently " It doesn't compare to his Guinness ".

Another friend told me that Humu Lupa " Tastes like rotten banana's and dish soap. " He immediately washed it down with a Labatt Blue Light Lime.

 

ISO LaBatt Blue Light Lime

 

I usually pull a bmc reversal and tell them my craft beer tastes like shit. Then I ask if I can have one of their Bud Lights. Then I take a sip and proclaim "HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING!! WHERE DID YOU GET IT?"

 

If ISO means that you're seeking it out, Check Meijer.

 

My wife says that Boston Lager tastes like a bowling alley.

 

A friend of mine said IPAs taste like olives.

Even when I was new to IPAs and couldn't handle them well, I tasted nothing like that.

 

"Blargh, tastes like yogurt" - After drinking Aventinus Eisbock

 

I let my roommate (who was drinking Busch Lite) try a sip from my Sierra Nevada Celebration. I basically got "Wow that is interesting. Hoppy! I do not like that." and I just chuckled and took it back

 

My father-in-law will periodically say somehthing like "you like those dark beers" when I have a Gumballhead or Two Hearted in my hand.

 

That's like trying to teach astrophysics to a wino who dropped out of high school and hasn't read a book since then. You might be more successful next time if you make a logical attempt at transitioning a macro drinker to craft. Perhaps offer them a Kolsch, a Pilsner, or a Blonde Ale instead?