Foothills Sexual Chocolate release. Who's going?

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  1. RedneckBeerz

    RedneckBeerz Initiate (0) Sep 17, 2011 Massachusetts

    My last post in this topic.
    Anyone that knows me or that's met me gets a pretty good sense of how full of crap I am, but this is Scout's honor swear on my Little Orphan Annie pinkie ring the truth.
    As JP and I finished lunch and headed our separate ways I loaded up my truck and went back inside Foothills to make sure I hadn't forgotten anything (I have a bad habit of leaving stuff wherever I go - hats, jackets, ect.). As I didn't see anything I was headed towards the front door when I noticed a rather short elderly woman waiting in line to get a table and I just casually said "How are you mam" to which she replied "I'm fine, can you tell me where I can get some sexy chocolate?".
    I said "Mam that sold out an hour or so ago" and she replied "My Grandson is going to be so disappointed in me".
    I said "Mam if you'll hold on a minute I'll be right back" and proceeded to my truck and retrieved a bottle which I slid into my left front pocket. As I went back inside I noticed that she was still standing there in line and I told her I had her a bottle of Sexual Chocolate. She could see that I had the bottle in my pocket since about 4" of the neck protruded from it.
    She said "What do I owe you for it" to which I replied "Mama how about a hug?" and she reached up, I bent over and we hugged very casually. At that point I whispered in her ear "and a kiss on the cheek" and without hesitation she obliged. Then as we were still hugging I whispered "now take your right hand and slllllooooooowwwwlyyy pull the bottle out of my left pocket and she did as I asked all the while she was snickering.
    As we broke our casual embrace, she thanked me over and over again. I turned toward the door to leave and took one step and whirled back around and said" I know what you are, you're one of those sexy cougars trying to take advantage of us young guys". I would have never believed that an elder petite woman such as her could bellow such loud laughter. I hit the door, got in my truck. and headed back to Greensboro.
    I related the story to my wife after I got home and she got a kick out of it.
     
  2. Tiger33

    Tiger33 Initiate (0) Oct 28, 2011 North Carolina
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    We had a great time as always. Thanks to everyone who shared. Looking forward to seeing those of you attending the Busy Bee festivities on Sunday in Raleigh.
     
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  3. JISurfer

    JISurfer Pooh-Bah (2,982) Dec 10, 2002 Utah
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    What sucked, is that I was in Winston-Salem last weekend on business, but couldn't get over to the brewery in town. I was, however, literally next door to the main brewery in the business park. They didn't have bottles for sale, but I did get an impromptu tour.
     
  4. ewright

    ewright Initiate (0) Oct 25, 2007 North Carolina

    Hell of a funny story AND a great display of beer advocacy!!! RedneckCheerz for RedneckBeerz!
     
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