Your worst beer experience

Beer Pong tournament at Finnegan's Wake in Philly when I was 16. Ended up sleeping in a bush after puking all over the bar while some girl was letting me do body shots off of her. Good times.

 

Recent purchase of Evil Genius IPA variety case .... tasted it at a local Brew fest (late in the tasting) with favorable memories.... invited the BeerBuds to have a tasting .... Evil Eye PA (Pennsylvania Brewed) AWFUL convulsive response! Most reviews I've read since are mediocre at best , but I think my purchase had spoiled as well.

 

it was great until i puked.

 

This, so much this. One of the worst experiences (not sure if it was The Worst though). The brewery should be fined for putting it in the "stout" category. If Hardywood Gingerbread Stout is classified as an herb/spice/vegetable beer, then sour-as-hell Madrugada Obscura should be a sour.

 

Drank 2 Steel Reserves at 19 and threw up all over my bestfriends bed and woke up with a bag of Doritos spread everywhere on the bed next to me... And I also called my bestfriends boss and I hit on her.... Yeah he got into serious trouble... So stupid, but yet so fun.

 

Walked into a party while I was in college, maybe two years ago and a buddy told me to try a beer he had just snagged. I believe it was an SN Bigfoot. I walked in, grabbed what I thought was his bottle and took a swig. Dip spit. Pure fuckin' dip spit. Immediately vomited out of the second story window onto his neighbors roof and went home. I still get queasy thinking about it.

 

Worst experience was drinking a Dortmunder Gold from GLBC...

 

You must be high on drugs.

 

I can remember some ill-advised beer drinking sessions with craft beer when I was a lot younger. I got messed-up sick off of Troegenator at a party back when I was in high school (circa 2001?). Three or four years later, I remember drinking Bigfoots, one after another, right out of the bottle at a work party. Same result. Crash courses in craft beer, I guess.

It seriously took me a few years to reacquaint myself with these beers.

 

As with many folks, I started out drinking lawnmower beer, cheap, watery and poor. One day, a high school friend decided to try something new, and got a couple bottles of. . . Delirium Tremens. It did not appeal at all, and I wasn't even sure if it was beer. We didn't finish the bottles, and wondered why we spent so much on them when we could have bought a couple of suitcases of Stroh's. The "not so good" old days. . .

 

Had a rum barrel Mikkeller. Forget which one since it was so bad. It literally make me puke. Straight nail polish remover?

 

. . let me guess, it comes in a blue velvet bottle?

 

Drank the Dos Equis, killed the Crown Black, and lost everything else. Haha That's right I haven't been able to find the Palate Wrecker, Black's Dawn, and Deliverance since Saturday.

 

Sam Adams Triple Bock, Nuff said

 

Rouge Voodoo: Maple Bacon Ale! That damn beer tasted like bacon grease poured over an ash tray and fire wood and then bottled with a little ale... Drain poured it after 3 sips

 

1997 vintage? That was the vintage I had the displeasure of having.

 

Moussy! I did KSA for 2 years, but got out quite a lot for beercation. Heaven and hell.

 

I drove to 200+ miles to a family Christmas 'party'. I was offered an MGD 64. The first beer I've ever had that I can consider an insult to drink.

A Budweiser would have been like a St. Bernardus after that swill....

 

1995, even worse

 

"Thought you looked familiar!" Said the dude getting head 10 feet away.