Bad Trader Alert: CJS

Discussion in 'Bad Traders' started by kdmcguire10, Feb 13, 2013.

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  1. evilc

    evilc Initiate (0) Jan 27, 2012 California

    CJS are my 2.5 year old son's initials. Fuck....
     
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  2. dachshunddude86

    dachshunddude86 Initiate (0) Dec 21, 2012 Florida

    Looks like he'll need to pick a different user name in 18 and 1/2 years then
     
  3. cbeer88

    cbeer88 Initiate (0) Sep 5, 2007 Massachusetts

    Given that maple fades, and coffee fades, and CBS has both, and KBS is the base beer that doesn't exactly age great... I'm completely confused why anybody would expect their tastebuds to dance for them over this nearly 18 month old beer.

    The guy is either trying to scam you, or... somebody at his tasting was running their mouth about it not being CBS, the group think kicked in and everybody agreed, and now he's trying to save face with his buddies by calling you out.
     
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  4. evilc

    evilc Initiate (0) Jan 27, 2012 California

    My understanding was KBS is not the base beer?
     
  5. cbeer88

    cbeer88 Initiate (0) Sep 5, 2007 Massachusetts

    Pretty sure they are the same base beer. It's regular FBS that is not the same base beer.
     
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  6. HevvyMetalHippie

    HevvyMetalHippie Pundit (800) Nov 16, 2010 Massachusetts
    Trader

    So where does the OP and BA go from here? Does he just stay on the site, cause it looks like he's still on the ISO:FT boards. Or does he get run off the site? Also when people are deadbeats like this, could they theoretically just ditch one screen name and get another? This blows!

    It really makes me appreciate it when people are trusting and ship boxes full of beers that they've traded, travelled, and shelled out $ for. What a bad taste in your mouth that must be left. But lets all celebrate the fact that most people are total weeners and there's a modicum of trust on this site! Cheers for legit Beer Advocates out there. As a n00b, and with these (albeit rare) shenanigans going on, its a wonder how any new traders get their feet wet!
     
  7. kdmcguire10

    kdmcguire10 Initiate (0) Jul 15, 2011 Michigan

    After reading this thread and getting his inbox crushed by all you fine folks, he agreed to ship me back my box with the Dark Lord. That clearly wasn't his original plan though. I'll update everyone when/if that happens.

    Not the result I really wanted, but it is fair. I'm only out my original shipping $.
     
  8. Hugonaut13

    Hugonaut13 Initiate (0) Nov 29, 2012 Illinois

    I'm assuming he no longer has that Hunahpu. No reason to not send that to you.
     
  9. lucas1801

    lucas1801 Initiate (0) Apr 5, 2012 Massachusetts

    He probably drank along with the CBS at the tasting.
     
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  10. innuendobrewskiman63

    innuendobrewskiman63 Initiate (0) Apr 1, 2012 New York

    Nice to see that its going to work out in the end (kindof), at least you get your bottle of sugar on top of sugar back.
     
  11. taxman

    taxman Initiate (0) Feb 22, 2012 Illinois

    I have often found that some people will accuse others of doing what they, themselves, do. I'm not saying that this is the case here, I'm just saying...
     
  12. kmello69

    kmello69 Initiate (0) Nov 27, 2011 Texas

    That couldnt be more vague....
     
  13. Rau71

    Rau71 Initiate (0) Dec 12, 2011 California

    Really? He is saying CJS has accused the OP of something (swapping beer and re-sealing) that CJS himself has done.
     
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  14. jmarsh123

    jmarsh123 Initiate (0) Mar 31, 2010 Indiana
    Trader

    A+ for this thread. I like when bad traders are creative in a way rarely seen. This guy is an ass. As someone who had CBS from at least 7-8 bottles and also on draft at various points over the first 6 months it was released, I can say it has a TON of variations. I had bottles 2 weeks apart that didn't taste like the same beer. I'm sure 16 months in, all that variation on top of aging is wreaking havoc on it.

    At least he is shipping your DL back, but he should also re-imburse for the original shipping of the DL and send you some insulin on top since you'll now have to drink the DL yourself.
     
  15. claaark13

    claaark13 Maven (1,412) Nov 29, 2007 Indiana
    Trader

    Obviously you and Mongo received fake bottles. Pretty clear cut case.
     
  16. Treebs

    Treebs Pooh-Bah (1,728) Apr 18, 2011 Illinois
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    The icing on the cake would be if the first bottle CJS got was fake. Finding something like that out would be the most intense jimmy rustling I've had in quite sometime.
     
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  17. Envelopes

    Envelopes Initiate (0) Aug 26, 2012 Ohio

    When (if?) you get it back you should accuse him of drinking the Dark Lord, filling it with Guinness and re-waxing it with melted crayons.
     
  18. sandiego67

    sandiego67 Initiate (0) Feb 25, 2008 California

    ISO: fake beer FT: wax and electrical tape
     
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  19. cosmicevan

    cosmicevan Initiate (0) Dec 13, 2009 New York
    Trader

    5 pages of reading and CJS doesn't post after getting called out for reading the read on page 1!?!?!?! this thread failed to deliver :slight_frown:

    i'd still put the guy on some sort of list even if he ships back your original box. i don't think any of us want to trade with someone who will trick us into sending a box to pay for some imaginary scenario of counterfeit beer. CJS should be ashamed of himself for saying that he had CBS before and that this tasted differently in the same breadth of accusing you of messing with "the wax" on CBS.

    all the cool kids know that JCN is the beer to fake, not CBS. sending counterfeit CBS around is like counterfeiting $1 bills. at least go for $5 bills if you are going to the trouble of faking a beer.
     
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  20. Bad_Trader

    Bad_Trader Initiate (0) Nov 8, 2012 Namibia

    I'd give the guy an extra 27% in this case.
     
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