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Love Belgian Beer?

Join us Sep 17 in Portland, Maine for Return of the Belgian Beer Fest, featuring hundreds of authentic Belgian beers and Belgian-inspired offerings.

Tickets + more: beeradvocate.com/belgian
BumpkinBrewer
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BumpkinBrewer

Male, 33, from Massachusetts

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BumpkinBrewer was last seen:
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Dec 17, 1982 (Age: 33)
    Location:
    Massachusetts
    Great Trades:
    jojomdma (clearly before he was blacklisted)
    Naptown25rs*
    johndoe8*
    CuriousMonk*
    *-extras
    Trades in the works:
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    Some quotes and things:

    DOE RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.

    DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...
    RAY... the guy that sells me beer...
    ME... the guy... who drinks the beer,
    FAR... the distance to my beer
    SO... I think I'll have a beer...
    LA... La la la la la la beer
    TEA... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
    That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass)
    D'OH!

    "The drinking will continue until morale improves!" - saw it on a T-Shirt while at a beerfest

    "Alcohol does not solve problems...but neither does milk"

    "Thank you microbreweries for making my alcoholism seem like a cool hobby" - Jimmy Fallon
  • User Stats

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    Added: 1 | Pics Uploaded: 0
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    2 | Reviews: 2
    Brewers: 2 | Bars/Eateries: 0 | Stores: 0
    US States: 2 | Countries: 1
    Added: 0 | Pics Uploaded: 0
    Forum:
    Posts: 553 | Likes Received: 400
    Events:
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