onedogtwodog
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Jan 19, 2019 at 1:04 AM
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onedogtwodog

Initiate, Male, from Texas

onedogtwodog was last seen:
Jan 19, 2019 at 1:04 AM
  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Texas
    I like beer it makes me a jolly good fellow
    I like beer it helps me unwind
    And sometimes it makes me feel mellow
    (Makes him feel mellow)

    Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much
    Vodka puts my mouth in gear
    This little refrain should help me explain
    As a matter of fact I like beer
    (He likes beer)

    My wife often frowns when we're out on the town
    And I'm wearing a suit and a tie
    She's sipping vermouth and she thinks I'm uncouth
    When I yell as the waiter goes by

    I like beer it makes me a jolly good fellow
    I like beer it helps me unwind
    And sometimes it makes me feel mellow
    (Makes him feel mellow)

    Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much
    Vodka puts my mouth in gear
    Well this little refrain should help me explain
    As a matter of fact I like beer
    (He likes beer)

    Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene
    And I went to a place so sublime
    Oh, the water was clear and tasted like beer
    Then they turned it all into wine

    I like beer it makes me a jolly good fellow
    I like beer it helps me unwind
    Sometimes it makes me feel mellow
    (Makes him feel mellow)

    Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much
    And vodka puts my mouth in gear
    This little refrain should help me explain
    As a matter of fact I like beer
    (Yes he likes beer)
  • User Stats

    Beer Karma:
    194
    Beers:
    168 | Reviews: 18
    Brewers: 91 | Beer Styles: 32
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    Wants: 9 | Gots: 5
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    Places:
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    Brewers: 7 | Bars/Eateries: 1 | Stores: 0
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