"Who the fuck ripped ass?"
"Mmm, who made egg salad?"
I'm issuing a reverse challenge to my sender: include a limerick or haiku extolling the impact of @jfstilling 's beard on your life.
My target is getting a legit handblown drinking vessel. That looks a lot like a penis. And has a mustache on it. It's fucking amazing tits.
Fuck ya, almost as best and smooth as @elkevo 's balls
Hint 1: Hi @Roger85
Don't count me out before you go-go
@Mipper joined #jerseyturnpikebif by invitation from @mattyhooba
My first post in forever, feels like walking in to my old middle school.
For the record, it took Mipper 3 days to figure out how to post that comment.
AP: Preliminary reports indicated a minor earthquake registering 3.2 on the standardized Richter scale emanated from a region in Massachusetts...
It's also my daughter's 3rd birthday so it's a universal celebration
Always love a good HFJ, many thanks again @beluga92!!!
I enjoy the direction this is heading...
Call it @blackcloud's baby
Newbies: Alright Beluga, send Matty beer.
Beluga: 30 beers?
Newbies: No man, just like 10 or so, maybe some IPA's.
Beluga: Like a double case of...