Cuzco's n00b BIF Hints and Hauls thread!!

The is a bouncing baby beer set to arrive in DC Tuesday. I forgot to send a note, so if you get a box from MI via UPS, its this girl. Its not much, as I couldn't afford to ship a whole ton, but its better then nothing. *coughcoughJustinFcoughcouch*

 

Someone should have received a box courtesy of JustinF-U

 

Hmmm, no passive aggressive notes yet (I know deltoro likes them). I'll see what's up when I get home in an hour or so.

 

Oh probably because its in your mail box. I saved you 2 problems!

 

hey dad so uh you got a box what's in it is it something for me i hope it's something for me maybe it's steak or those bully stick things that smell like the best butthole i ever sniffed and i love them sososo much but you really should open it because it's something for me i just know it


Sorry dog, nothing for you. Something for me! Let's switch up the scenery a bit for more beerporn.


3 x Central Waters Bourbon Barleywine Ale (one of my absolute favorites. By the way, thank you Central Waters for making tasty barrel aged things and sticking them in twelve ounce bottles)
3 x Half Acre Daisy Cutter Pale Ale (a want and I've never had it)
Three Floyds Apocalypse Cow (really big longtime want)
New Glarus Anniversary Strong Ale (I love BSDAs so I didn't know I wanted this until now)

brownalemale mentioned to me that he'd send me some of the Central Waters to ease the pain if my sender never came through, so it was an awesome surprise to see the other great stuff in the box. Thanks a ton man, I really appreciate it. Your beer karma cup overfloweth; justinf's cup is full of MD 20/20 barrel aged strawberry lime-a-rita.

 

There is a box on a truck around a place called 'Landover, MD'.

 

Hahahaha oh man, this is getting awesomely ridiculous. instantmessinger's beer fridge is going to be set for a WHILE

 

From the pic, he's got 3 taps as well. Maybe he's planning on having us all (except JustinF-U) over for a 4th of July bash?

 

i'm tired of all these things coming for you when is my bark box gonna get here goddamn it


Patience dog, your bark box comes tomorrow. Today it's more beer for me. Wait what


Sweet, Mikkeller's 1000 Thread Count.


Kuhnhenn Chocolate Raspberry Port (wanted this really bad after I saw it in this thread)
Short's Soft Parade (want!) and Beard of Zeus
Dark Horse Double Crooked Tree (had once and enjoyed it)
Arbor Brewing Strawberry Blonde (never heard of Arbor, but this looks good)

Pattymelt provided me with a nice middle finger to justinf, no? I've only ever had one beer from Short's and one from Kuhnhenn, so I'm excited to try these. Thanks so much for the package! You are a well-mannered and considerate woman with high standards of proper beer advocacy, unlike justinf who is boorish, ill-mannered and coarse.

 

Y'all have my address so come on over and help me drink all this beer.

 

Your dog has a first-world dog problem. Somebody should mail a box of dog-poo to JustinF. I had a Beard of Zeus in Lansing and that beer is a straight-up winner. But Short's needs to get back to making weird beer that has potato chips and spaghetti sauce and whatnot in it. Hey, they could make a beer with dog kibble in it, then you and first-world problem dog could both be happy.

 

Cool--I'll bring potato salad!

 

http://stlhops.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=5430

Hey guys please take some time to read this and truly understand the scum that is justinf.

 

God, what a turd.

Instantmessinger- Glad you liked the box! Saw Kuhnhenn ports listed in your profile so I definitely wanted to send that one. The two Shorts are delicious. And the Arbor Brewing Co is a smaller brewery in Ann Arbor, & the Strawberry Blonde is one of my favs from there. Enjoy! Thanks for the compliments, too!

 

Nice work outing the SOB.
Is there anything that keeps him from just shutting down and signing up under another user name and doing this again?

 

Only that he has no trade history with his no user name so for 1-on-1 trades a user might not trade with him, or at least check the references. Unfortunately, this was specifically a n00b BIF, it was kind of giving people with no experience a chance. And to be honest, I can't blame Cuzco for not checking references even if that was in their profile because there were SO many participants. I think it's pretty awesome that we only had one flake in a group of BIF n00bs that big

 

They got SAND in the POTATO SALAD!

 

Well, my sender sent me box that had broken and/or stolen bottles out of it. It technically almost had the minimum after the broken bottles, at around 90oz.




The box was clearly repackaged by Fedex and smelled of smoked beers...
I messaged my sender, and he also posted in this forum, that he would send a follow up box but it never arrived. So, if my sender see's this, and still wants to send a follow up box please do But, I will have to admit he has been avoiding me and "flaking" a bit.

Cheers!

 

Yeah, I forgot about that. I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING NICE I EVER SAID ABOUT THIS BIF!