SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

This is my first bif and its been a blast finding wants and other local gems for my target. About 360 oz coming your way.

Final hint: the state it's going to ... The letter it starts with it ends with (spelling).

 

Well, I broke under the pressure of these massive boxes and threw 4 more beers in for my target. That brings the grand total up to 382 ozs and 50 lbs. I just broke a sweat carrying it upstairs so that I could ship out tomorrow. Im fairly sure my target knows who he is, and I feel the need to give everybody a lesson in bad BIFing. While stalking your target on Untappd at a bottle shop to see if he has had something you're looking at, please don't do what I did and accidentally add him as a friend. It will probably give you away.

 

To my sender : I will be out of town Wed - Fri next week. I will post pics of haul when I get back.

 

target: you're boxed up and ready to go. i was looking through your wants one last time and i noticed that i actually had a bomber of a barrel aged stout in your wants list -- so i took out a 12 oz non want and replaced it with the want. you've got 2 boxes headed your way - final oz count is 370. judging from you wants, you like ipas, stouts, and barrel aged stuff -- and that is all you got!

to my sender -- im out of town next weekend, so if the box arrives saturday, i will update the hauls on sunday night when i get home

 

With the shipping window starting tomorrow, we're going to need some more revealing hints peoples...

 

Shipping tomorrow. Looks like a 5-6 Business day route

 

headed to my target -- i forgot to put a note saying what my screen name is but im pretty sure my target knows that this is headed his way

 

To my target:

Life has gotten in the way of me posting hints and sowing proper excitement. And shopping. And shipping.

That said, you can expect a porch maimer heading your way midweek. It will contain 300+ oz with a minimum of 6 wants (still looking for a couple that should be in my area). One of these world-class wants is a 2013 I still haven't tried: http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/2210/41815/

Cheers in advance!

 

hint 1: although we are in the same time zone, our states do not border each other.
hint 2: your state has some really weird sex laws.
hint 3: the state that i am shipping to ends in a vowel.
hint 4: in 2010, there were more gun related murders in my state than in yours.
hint 5: per the 2010 census, my city/town has a higher percentage of white/caucasian residents than that of my target (use pottstown, pa for your data comparison).
hint 6: part of my target's address contains a name for a member of the
hint 7: when i remove/alter some letters in my target's state, it makes me giggle like a 6th grader in sex ed class.
hint 8: the first i get, but how the hell do you pronounce your last name?

 

Oh crap - I forgot to send a note in the boxes I packed. To my target, if you get a Dark Lord and a Madhouse Templeton Rye BA Stout, you know its me.

 

Final Shipping Stats:

• 18 bottles & cans all boxed up
• 310oz of tasty beers
• 40 lbs total weight headed for FedEx (Monday)
• 93.83 Avg BA score
• 4 out-of-(my)-region "Wants"

Hint #10: In square mileage, my target's State is at least 8x larger than mine

 

uhhhhh. I think my target is a drug dealer!

 

I thought you were just trying to be friendly

 

Ok, so everyone wants more hints. Well since I shipped my target's package out tonight I guess I can narrow it down a bit for him. This is the farthest I have ever shipped any box that was not an international trade. My door to yours is a tad over 4660 miles. It will take this 47 pound box seven business days to reach you, but it will be worth it!

 

Well, I know who your target is now.

 

Oh i am friendly (probably would have done it eventually anyway), but I was so pissed at myself for doing that! But I am more than happy to see what awesome beer you're going to drink next. And seriously- lift with your legs bro. It's a big heavy box.

 

I wish every sender would be this clear

 

All boxed up. Dropping at FedEx tommorow. Bakers dozen of bottles/cans. Hit one actual want but all are style wants. My guess I that the box will land Thursday, maybe Wednesday.

 

Hint 1: My target did not post in this thread prior to my first post in this thread.
Hint 2: I will be shipping to the north of the Mason-Dixon line (if it extended indefinitely).
Hint 3: My target will be happy to receive a bomber of Bear Republic Cafe Racer, even though I do not see it listed as a "want" on his BA profile.
Hint 4: Today I visited a local brewery that delivers one of its brews exclusively by bicycle to keep that beer local to the town. If they were instead located on a street with the same name nearest you, you'd be able to have this beer delivered to you at home.
Hint 5: My target has some sort of voodoo skills for acquiring out-of-distribution beer (even ones just released), and I've been made aware of the fact that he has about half of what I was planning to send already in his possession (if the internet does not lie).
Hint 6: My target's state has as many people in this BIF as my state (based on the awkward 66-person list that may have up to two inaccuracies).
Hint 7: This box should take 4 days to arrive by FedEx ground.
Hint 8: My target should be able to post a picture of his haul in this thread when he receives it, but it's going to be close.

 

What can my target expect?
A bit over 400 ounces.
Most are some of your favorite styles.
Some have spent time in barrels.
Eleven are wants.
BA ratings range from 82-100.
A barrel aged beer that is one of only 52 bottles.
Proper glassware for something I've included in the box.

I hope your porch is ready.