SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Hint #1 - Shipping West
Hint #2 - Shipping to a state that has less letters in it than my state
Hint #3 - Shipping to a different time zone than mine.
Hint #4 - At least 1 President has been born in my targets state.
Hint #5 - My target does not have a beer themed profile picture.
Hint #6 - The minimum wage in my targets state is the same amount as the federal minimum wage.
Hint #7 - According to Fedex, it should take 3 days from my house to targets


BEER HINT :

 

Hint 1: I am shipping east​

Hint 2: My target HAS STILL NOT POSTED IN THIS THREAD - STILL...as of 8/07 at 9:12AM!!!!​

Hint 3: My targets state had at least one player suspended (pending appeals of course) from its professional baseball team yesterday​

Hint 4: It appears that your planning board meeting was cancelled last month.​

Hint 5: The first international sports hero born in my targets state was born in 1763.​

Hint 6: Although I can only hit 3 of my targets wants, I will still hit about 7-8 percent of all of thier wants.​

Hint 7: My target has a beer related avatar.​

Hint 8: I know my target does not know who he is seeing as though he is yet to makean apperance in this thread.​

Hint 9: I am shipping to a state that is within 4,000 sq miles in size to my own state.​

Hint 10: There is also at least one professional sports team in each of the 4 major sports in my targets state.​

Hint 11: My target does NOT have numbers in their screen name.​

Hint 12: I believe my target forgot about this BIF since he has not posted as of yet. He will get a nice wake up call tomorrow when the 45.8lb brick get dropped on his front step!​

Hint 13: My targets package is in transit, on truck for delivery and this truck left Stamford, CT at 7:27AM. Your porch will have a nice gift waiting for you shortly.​

 

Dos Equis XX?

 

You gotta watch out for those mexican monks

 

I've heard that IX out of XI Americans don't understand Roman numerals.

 

XI out of IX would have been funnier. Solid nonetheless.

 

True, maybe I'm one of the IX (or XI)

 

The Cardinals are in a pennant race with the Pirates. I have tickets to tomorrow's game but I may just take the TV out on the porch and watch the game while waiting for FedEx to roll down my street. #priorities

 

Love Busch Stadium - always go when im in town for work.

 

to my target.....

Your package is hanging out in Keasbey, NJ. Estimated delivery is for Friday!

 

How about MOR HINTZ? (you're on my short list..)

 

Hurry home smonice!!!

 

So I know UPS doesn't get here until 12:30 and FedEx not until 1 or 1:30, yet still I stare anxiously
out the window much like Peter Brady awaiting party guests.

 

another hint.... My target has been very active in this thread the last couple of days.

 

perhaps he has studied at the Methodone acting clinic.

 

Well, well...a new contender entered the ring. Just in case, I'm great at waiting...some would say I'm the best.

 

Box # 1leaves today

 

I've been frantically refreshing my FedEx app hoping that Coldsnack's box goes from "On FedEx vehicle for delivery" to "Available for pickup". For the past 5 hours. At work.

 

Still in the dark but down to 8 people, but:

 

UPS was just here--nothing for me
Come onnnnnnn FedEx!!!