SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Dearest Target: I am on your porch awaiting to be opened and consumed.

Love,

Your box

 

I just got a call from the lady.....Apparently there is a box waiting for me! Can someone direct me how to post pics from an iPhone?!?!? I would like to have this up in the next couple hours.

 

His wife should be there. If not I'll go pick it up for him...can't promise I won't open it and drink it all thought :-D

 

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box 1 of 2 is going out today, six bombers/750s. Box two will go out monday and have swag which I will be getting tomorrow or friday at a nice local brewery. Should have a total of 300 - 400 ounces of great stuff and am hitting some wants and style wants too.

 

I'd expect nothing less--you would deserve a little something for helping out (skip the little ones, dive into the big box first).

 

Can't wait to be home to check my porch. Thus begins the cycle. Will it take one try or six? Who knows?! But that's part of the fun!

 

A little pre-beer **** teaser for everyone:

 

Check your porch.

 

Work til 730 arg!!!!

 

How about some hints...

 

Impatiently waiting for pictures of beer..........

 

Dear Target,
You've got mail!

One box had a "exception" according to UPS but looks like it was still delivered. Let me know if anything's broken/missing of the 6 bombers and 13 smaller guys.

 

Smh

 

Hint 1: I am shipping east​

Hint 2: My target HAS STILL NOT POSTED IN THIS THREAD - STILL...as of 8/07 at 9:12AM!!!!​

Hint 3: My targets state had at least one player suspended (pending appeals of course) from its professional baseball team yesterday​

Hint 4: It appears that your planning board meeting was cancelled last month.​

Hint 5: The first international sports hero born in my targets state was born in 1763.​

Hint 6: Although I can only hit 3 of my targets wants, I will still hit about 7-8 percent of all of thier wants.​

Hint 7: My target has a beer related avatar.​

Hint 8: I know my target does not know who he is seeing as though he is yet to makean apperance in this thread.​

Hint 9: I am shipping to a state that is within 4,000 sq miles in size to my own state.​

Hint 10: There is also at least one professional sports team in each of the 4 major sports in my targets state.​

Hint 11: My target does NOT have numbers in their screen name.​

Hint 12: I believe my target forgot about this BIF since he has not posted as of yet. He will get a nice wake up call tomorrow when the 45.8lb brick get dropped on his front step!​

Hint 13: My targets package is in transit, on truck for delivery and this truck left Stamford, CT at 7:27AM. Your porch will have a nice gift waiting for you shortly.​

Hint 14: My targets package although out for delivery will end up crossing a state line before it gets delivered.​

Hint 15: This box has been delivered. Was delivered 3 minutes ago via FedEx to Ossining, NY. Hopefully there is not more than one of you!​

 

honey im home -

I need to get my ass home before the mrs. finds any box(s) before me (ill be doing this until I recieve mine)
*did the bif w/out telling*

 

How about some hauls instead?

Just finished unpacking a box from Coldsnack and the Sunshine State! I'm speechless; I'll let the pictures do the talking this time around.

The little guys and swag:


Cigar City Tocobaga Red Ale x 2 (I don't know why this wasn't on my radar before!)
Cigar City José Martí American Porter (Hoppy porter? Sign me up!)
Cigar City Capricho Oscuro (SUPER excited for this!!)
Cigar City snifter (Now I need to track down the red lettering one and I'll have the American Flag haha)

22 ouncers:


Widmer's Gentlemen's Club - New Oak Aged (First Widmer's beer)
New Belgium Ranger IPA (I'm a sucker for new IPA's)
SweetWater Dank Tank - Some Strange II Black IPA (Sounds interesting!)
Great Divide Oak Aged Yeti (LOVE this beer; my favourite of the Yeti lineup)

And now for the BIG GUNS:


Cigar City Cucumber Saison (This will be perfect for my next "Strange Brew" meetup)
Cigar City Brewer's Brunch Stout (Totally should have been a WANT!)
Cigar City Marshal Zhukov's Imperial Stout (HUGE WANT!!)
Cigar City Forgotten Island BA Quad (No freakin' way!)
Cigar City Good Gourd (AWESOME!)
Cigar City Guava Grove (Sounds really unique!)

All in all, spectacular box. I'm so happy with this haul. Everything is new to me except for the Oak Aged Yeti, and I love that beer to death. I can't wait to start digging into these; thanks so much Tobey!

There we go. I've shared my ****, who's next?

 

Cigar City Forgotten Island BA Quad

Awesome!!! I am an El Catador Club member and I have not even gotten my bottle yet!!!

 

Damn , great box!

 

That cucumber saison is one of the only beers that pairs well with a salad. The last one I had was for my wife's great idea of Meatless Mondays. It made Monday not suck so hard.