SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Just got a boob job. Thanks to @UtisTheLaw for the tip.

 

Glad you like it. Can easily get more Zaison for you or anyone. Feel free to ask.

 

Somebody's got beer. Lots of beer. Name rhymes with fuckduckian. Also rhymes with @BuckTuckian .

 

About time derpy1, I'm on tee ball duty today.
No nooner pron today. Will post later

 

Condolences. The typical T-ball experience is 2 balls-out hardcore kids while everyone else is having a competition to see who can eat the most sand. I've coached several teams where kids got hit in the head with grounders. Not bouncers. Grounders.

 

Lmfao! It's like herding cats. The people/parent/coach/ milf watching is airport & mall top shelf.

 

"If you don't eat sand on the diamond, you won't grow up to be a kick ass batter that everyone fears!" - Abraham Lincoln

 

@jpsboom @Haywire just got back from Kane. The cinnamon maple morning bell was unreal. If you get a chance to try definitely do. Seek it out

 

Glad the box got there ok. Night Shift seems to be capping everything with more recent brews - I don't know if they're moving that way 100% or not. Even the most recent Barrel Society release was capped. (@masterob8 - care to comment?)

 

Holy shit I just died laughing at this. I guarantee I was that kid.

At RRBC drowning my sadness at not being in Paso in Sanctification.

 

Woe is you....

 

Fuck that. "Woooo!" Is me. Now it is Suplication. Goes down like cherry oak water. Or @Roger85. Teach him to slander me to gain favor... LYMI notsrs <3

 

Had it last week. It was legit. Ended up at my brothers drinking Lawsons Triple Sunshine. Twas good but not better than dbl. Super SRS.

 

my buddy has been asking me to get some heady and he is really jonesing for it right meow. anyone have any freshies they can send my way? let me know what you want for it as he is willing to pay for all of it.

 

I think can hook you up with an IP next week

edit: for a couple, not sure how many you're looking for

 

sounds like he is looking for at least a 4pack, maybe 6-8.

 

Dear Penthouse,
Today I came home to find my brick and concrete front porch in tears. It was a case of the PER @lurpy1 TRATOR had his way with my seemingly innocent dwelling. Have you no shame man? I could have provided lube. You sent it to KentuckY FOR GOD SAKES !!!!

So, as the story goes this degenerate biF'ER named @lurpy1 is like the sorry brother in law that's a contractor and sits at McDonald's all morning drinking coffee till 10:00am then wonders over to a job site and works till 3:00pm an calls it a day. Meanwhile taking 5 times longer to finish the job, while milking you for a whole bunch of extra shitty labor that mostly is subbed out by him hiring day labors from Home Depot. You love him cause he's family but is slightly maddening because he doesn't finish on time but when he's done you enjoy the final product even though you know you over paid.

I find 2 boxes already coming apart because these where probably someone's living room and kitchen from under the over pass down bye the Mission. Everything intact............somehow....

The Foreplay,



Open the first box, Fn peanuts.....you are the wurst....I'm sending a thank you box of bubble wrap and tape. You'll also need to find a VCR cause your son is getting a vintage collection VHS VIVID Videos. I'm going to CSI Blacklight these bottles before I touch them again..


Box #1 not listing all these cause it's going to take me all night to not so eloquently craft these bad jokes.
Very nice start. Could have ended here and been happy but you know what they say about crazy,, they cray cray!!

Box#2 was equally as great.


The Money Shot,


I'll be sure and invite the other Fn Kentucky degenerate over, cause you know he'll drink anything @TheBeerAlmanac
Breast Milk, Oatmeal, my kids Silly Sludge...

So in closing @lurpy1 will be late to his own funeral and will probably read his own eulogy somehow but in the end he'll be remembered as a stand up kinda guy

Cheers FOOL !!!!

 

that first box, the one on top , looks like a fucking train wreck.

i have two things to say:

1. no offense to anyone that has ever sent beer to me and as @TheBeerAlmanac said i love you guys and you are all awesome and your beer is awesome (dead fucking serious), but i want to get a box from @lurpy1 as he puts a million ounces in every box he sends (ive been in 2 bifs and each box was ENORMOUS like my bulge).
2. i really want these guys south of the mason dixon to the next bootle share (@jfstilling, @phishbfm, @richardflyr, @TheBeerAlmanac, @BuckTuckian, @Coldsnack, @etc...)
edit: 3. and you midwestern fuckers i havent met yet.

 

I'm at a fucking tequila tasting, expect drunk posts or nothing for the next 24 hrs.

 

dude, ive been to a tequila tasting before. i expecting nothing.