SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

I guess I'll admit, this is one of my favorite threads. Sorry I lurk on y'all.

 

My bad. I had two panoramic photos - picked the wrong one. Does this look better? (missing: the Tequila Anal Luge)

 

444thBIFticipants:

Please remember that your box must contain 4 beers total. No more, no less. But there is no ounce min/max either. Swag is welcome.

Please also remember that your box must land before July 4th, because it is a federal holiday and UPS/FedEx won't deliver that day.

Carry on.

 

This is easily the best part of your photo:

 

444thBIF Hint:

I've never sent beer to my target before.

 

Yup
That's my girlfriend!

 

anyone score me some zombie dust within the next couple weeks? my wifes friend is a HUGE zombie fan and she (my wife) wants some for her friends baby shower. doesnt need to be fresh.

 

Is she Native American?

 

444thBIF Hint No. 1.

My target posts in multiple threads

 

444thBIF Hint No. 2 (since I missed posting/reading for 2 days as I was helping a buddy dig up the slab to his house for plumbing repairs)

My target lives in a state where you need expressed permission to dispose of rubbish into a container not belonging to you.

 

444th hint 1. I am shipping North.
Hint 2: Not a hint, but I will be shipping on Monday, June 30th, so that I can include at least one bottle from my Jester King weekend.

 

26 hours in two days...was a little bummed I didn't get to spend Father's Day with my wife and little girl but I had excepted it...until something that my wife and I were waiting for over a year happened without me.

The one year old hit a mile stone today fellas!!!

That's right, she pooped in the tub! Right in it!

 

I've always read that girls poop in the tub earlier than boys do. It's just science.

 

Was it because a spider scared her?

 

Hint #1: my target has received at least one can of WB Gose from me or another party.

 

That's more of a non-hint.
It narrows it down as much as saying your target got a Growler of Nebco Coriolis from @CTJman.

 

So this is like the 15 items or less line where multiples of the same beer count as just one, right?

 

444thBIF Hint 1: My target is in a state that does not touch my state. My target will also not be getting MY locals, but will instead will mostly benefit from a trip I'm taking next weekend to my brother's wedding in VT.
444thBIF Hint 2: This ain't the first ro-day-oh for my target and I. Which is to say, we've BIF'd together before.

 

Stupid losing alerts... Counting down until Thursday when I head to Vegas for my bachelor party at Electric Daisy Carnival

 

I went to a bachelor party in Vegas once. What little I actually remember was pretty fantastic. Nickle slots, midget ****, eating leftovers off the room service trays that were in the hallway of the hotel, stealing Mike Tyson's pet tiger. Wait, that last one wasn't me.
Have fun!!