SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Forgot to mention earlier, BiaB will be landing on Tuesday. It's a beast if a box so hopefully you've reinforced your porch.

 

444th hint # something
If my target is connected to me via Untappd, they just saw a clue as to something that is going in their box.

 

I thought I would share some **** with everyone here. We had a little Midwest tasting last night. Few fellas we know came to town as well as some locals. Great weather, great beers and great friends. Excuse the quality of the pics. They were taken at night, outside with an iPhone. Plus I might or might not have been over served

For some reason I cannot upload a panoramic view so many a pics will have to work





























2009 Mirror Mirror
2014 Goose Island Flanders Red
2013 Flossmoor Station BA Finlaggin
2013 Revolution 3rd Year
2013 Abyss
2014 Grey Monday
2014 Sucre
2014 Rue D'Floyd
2013 Mash & Grind
2013 Sans Pagaie
2013 Hottenroth
2013 FFF Permanent Funeral
2014 Wicked Weed Black Angel
2014 Against the Grain All Funked Up
2014 Sweet Water Dank Tank Johnny Hash
2014 Clown Shoes Billionaire
2014 Spiteful Selfies are for Wieners
2014 Maine Brewing Lunch
2014 Modern Times Fortunate Islands
2011 Hopslam
2013 Evolution Rise up Stout
2013 Woodchuck Hard Cider Barrel Reserve
2013 Against the Grain Bo & Luke
2014 BA Abraxas

And there might have been a rack of PBR as welll.... Cheers all

 

Joke time: How many SWTFYWers does it take to put in a lightbulb?


Nobody here knows because nobody in this BIF can count.

 

A guy walks into a bar and has a drink. He looks into his pocket and orders another drink. He looks in his pocket again and orders another drink. This goes on for a while until finally the bartender asks what he has in his pocket. The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in here, and when she starts looking good its time to go home."

 

Awesome lineup!!! What's a 3 year old Hopslam like?

 

How many members of a minority group does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Enough to reinforce my negative opinions of them.

 

444th BIF!

Box is away!

Hint: My target lives next door to the perfect target for this BIF.

 

Omg I love Edmund's Oast!!!

 

We kept saying its all slam, no hop. Tasted more honey and sweet. Almost a barley-wine testing beer. It was pretty good.

 

Wha?!? They had a BAMC on the menu? I'm heading down there at the end of August...I'm sure there won't be any of those laying around

 

One more bottle of JD for $83 I might take it home if they'll let me.....

It wasn't on the menu, just asked for it and 10 mins later they popped up with a bootle!

 

Wtf, $83? That's absolutely ridiculous.




Did they have any AB...?

 

Yes, fucking redicilous!!! Nvm it's $98 and he wouldn't let me grab one to go... Nothing but one JD left now.

 

I will also be there... early August with @Busker. Psyched to check out the neighborhood.

 

Y'all better hit me up when you're in my domain!!!!!

 

444th BIF Hints

1. I'm shipping to Biggie's home coast, not where he went back back to
2. I haven't traded with my target, but they live in the same state as someone I've traded with in this group
3. My target's avatar is (presumably) not of themself as it's not an image of a human
4. My box is on its way tomorrow and hopefully FedEx doesn't screw up my target's surprise
5. Ok #4 wasn't much of a hint, just a head's up. So real hint: My target has more fake beer worthiness points than me

 

I'll hit you up and bring HF How's next Tuesday sound?

 

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll take ten shots of your cheapest tequila. Straight up."

The bartender inquires, "What's the special occasion, son?"

"My first blowjob," he replies.

"Great!" exclaims the bartender. "Let me buy you another one."

"No, thanks," he sighes. "If these won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

 

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I want you to give me your finest 20-year scotch, and don’t try to fool me, because I can tell the difference."

The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with five-year scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap is five-year scotch. I told you I want 20-year scotch." The bartender apologies profusely, and says he'll be right back with the correct scotch.

The bartender then tries to trick the guy again, pouring a glass of ten-year scotch. The man takes a sip, grimaces and says, "Bartender, I don’t want ten-year scotch. Give me 20-year scotch!"

Impressed, the bartender gets the 20-year scotch and pours the guy a glass. The man takes a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that’s the real thing." A drunk has been watching this with great interest. He stumbles over, sets a glass down in front of the man, and says, "Hey, try this one." The man takes a sip and immediately spits it out again, "Jesus Christ! This stuff tastes like piss!" The drunk says, "Yeah. Now tell me: how old am I?"