Stout BIF Round III Hints & Hauls

Just got a call from a FedEx driver in PA. He informed me that the porch that he delivered to today can handle another 420 oz. So Target, enjoy your little appetizer while I pack up some boxes.

 

Question....would you include a milk stout that is around 9 months old if it is on your targets want list? I'm not sure how a lower alcohol milk stout would hold up.

 

9 months is getting pretty old if it's low abv, but as long as it doesn't have any adjuncts like coffee or cherry to fall off it should be ok.

 

Well I botched this and the package was sent my house, the little lady just confirmed. Will post pics soon!

 

I was trying to find a Mostra Cold Brewed coffee to add, I've heard many are mixing it with BCBS and it comes out great.

Found some today but I guess it has to be kept cold, enjoy by date is less than the transit time to land at my target.
I ended up not buying it.

This means I'll ship large box or both this Monday, will start wrapping and making labels.

 

You sent it to yourself? That's a first.

 

KABOOM! @Clarkson dropped a huge Bomb! on my porch! It arrived fully intact, although with a tiny bit of leakage. But all that means is that I had a wonderful aroma when I opened the box! Can't wait to crack this baby open! 64 oz of awesome! Thanks for the excellent start!!! Can't wait to share this with friends (maybe). Haha

 

That Drago is fantastic. It's BCS-lite. My target may or may not be receiving a bottle or 2.

 

Thank god, first growler I've ever shipped and was nervous it was going to be a mushy box even with all that self sealing tape. Enjoy - a few nice boxes that includes 13 wants are getting packed.

 

Not a problem. Minimal leakage. Not bad for a first growler shipment! Can't wait to see what else is in store for me.

 

What's in that baby?

 

Bomb!

 

Show me silly, duh. Awesome, guess I should drive up to pa tonight and help you with that. Wouldn't want it to go bad after the leak.

 

Haha no, I thought I sent my office address for my package to be sent to but I must have turned in my home address. So I waited all day for the package to show up at my office when it was at my house the whole time.

Ok...so this is NOT WFS! There is some serious pRon about to be laid before your eyes from @Immutable_Dusk ... like seriously fap worth shiz.



So I slowly walk up to her...wrap my arms around her...errrr...hers....



I seduce her with my hairy arms and begin to unclothe her...hers...whatever. The smaller one first because I like them petite...what a wonderful idea. She wasn’t having it though...she really made me work for it. Layer after layer of Saran Wrap and bubble wrap. At least 10 minutes of fore-play just to see her goods in the small box. I rolled my sleeves up though and got to work....



What I uncovered was nothing less than perfection. Her luscious darkness was so present and all on my list of wants and desires. Shes so spicy and delicious...she’s so perfect.

After I pleased the petite beauty, I decided the jealous more larger lady needed some attention too. Hey, I like them with some size, don’t judge me. I tease her and tell her how beautiful she is. I slowly peel back her exterior and get to business...she doesn’t play around...I know she wants me...


Oh my...she’s so naughty...and she knows what she’s doing!



After I took care of the big lady...we decided the more the merrier. Why not all join in...



After this I was exhausted...they wrecked me...so ruthless those ladies. I’m truly in the debt of Immutable. Well, maybe I can repay him but first I’ll have to speak with HOA and determine how much these porch reconstruction charges will be. In the mean time, I’m going to schedule a spa day and try and recover from all this work. Oh, and maybe pour this Bible Belt down my throat. Cheers!

 

ISO ^^^ this haul

 

Very nice. Great box @Immutable_Dusk

 

Forever indebted! Drunk for weeks!

 

@dsigmon when I receive my haul, I'll take the pics, u write the amazing story. Great job and enjoy those delicious treats. @Immutable_Dusk u fukin killed it! Nice job

Cheers gentlemen

 

If my boxes is half of nice as these hauls, Ill be in tears opening the boxes.

Last chance for my target to find my post and like it about unlocking the 3rd box of the shipment before the 1st 2 boxes land on his door step tomorrow.

 

All packaged and labeled, 3 boxes - large, medium and small.

144 oz of barrel aged goodies.
2 bottles are new, they have no BA score. (I made up my score own based on rAvg to get BA avg)
Overall average BA score of 94.5
Overall hit 10 wants