Latest Pipeworks Releases and Updates (2018)

Who usually posts the Fwb emails? Can someone get that going again?

 

used to be Lansman, but guess he's turned into a Fw/oB.

 

Just picked up my Cherry Truffle Abduction. Overhead the delivery guy talking about how bottles of Murderous and a few others are going for $20-30, I found that a little tough to believe.

 

September 26th Update:

IMPORTANT NOTE:
Distro for "Over the Line" will begin Oct 3rd NOT Oct 1st.

Cherry Truffle Abduction
You might be wondering if you have ever in your life been abducted by space aliens. Statistics show (source unknown) that 99% of Americans have been abducted by aliens in their lifetime and 1% of Americans are space invaders. Reasons for this aggression, statistics say (source unknown) is due to their intense desire for the smooth, velvet brewed with cherries known as Pipeworks Cherry Truffle Abduction on planet Earth (known to aliens as planet 121302498u2239048 quadrant 102938102938102938 (alien source (statistics say 99% of sources are inaccurate (source unknown(source unknown, source unknown))).
$11.99, 22 oz, 11%

Pipeworks Ninja vs Unicorn
Annnnnnnnnnd we're live! From the epic battlefield. It's going to take some real unicorn magic to get The Unicorn out from this stellar ninja start Ninja attack. Good thing The Unicorn is, well, a gosh darned unicorn. Am I right, Co-anchor? Co-anchor?! Ah that's right, I don't have a co-anchor! Looks like I'll be alone reporting on all of these Centennial and Simcoe hops that we've been seeing just flying, absolutely flying into this batch of PW NVU.
$9.99, 22oz, 9% ABV

On the Brewing Horizon:

Square Grouper - It's like...dude, what was I saying? Oh that's right like alien abductions, man, they're real. like 99% of Americans have been abducted, man, quote me on it. Wait, that's not what I was saying. I was saying that this beer, this beer, man, it's the dankiest. The stickiest of the ickiest. Tons of Mosaic hops, and Simcoe hops, and Citra hops, I got from this one guy I know. And it's brewed with honey, dude. Like a ton of honey, man. Dude, what if this beer is all in my head?

Reaper vs Unicorn - Our hoppy seasonal barleywine.

NEW! Fully Hoperational Battlestation - Saison brewed with Peach and Honey.

 

and there it is...thanks man! Can't wait for the second coming of SG. That saison sounds like it needs to be in my belly as well.

 

what delivery guy? where? where are they going? details por favor.

 

Send you a private message with a few more details.

 

Let the excitement and search begin

 

surprised and delighted to see a tuesday delivery in the burbs today!

 

@HoudiniRN

 

I'm in Denver tomorrow thru Sunday if anyone is around for GABF =p I ran into some RateBeerians today at Avery already... =p

 

Square Grouper distro today! Let the search begin...

 

anyone know if Crystal Lake will see any Square Grouper?

 

Might want to give Binny's in Algonquin a call. That'd be my only guess on where you could find some out that way.

 

Thanks, I'll check! Have family coming out this way next week.

 

Nice, have them check Cardinal Liquors as well. I do believe I've seen a few there...they usually are among the bombers. Binny's on weekends...gets WORKED over hard.

 

Yeah Cardinal is my go-to, but just called them and they said it can take up to 3 weeks for Pipeworks beers and thought they wouldn't be getting Square Grouper.

 

Anything about over the line?

 

Also out today, along with Reaper vs. Unicorn

 

Sold out at beer temple