The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

Pennsylvania is about to feel the wrath of the dirty south today in the form of a porch destruction.
#TSSRA!

 

Looks like the south are too scared of sixtercan sign ups .....

 

Jesus, I go away for 18 hours and there's 8 new pages, basically an entire civil war fought and everybody has general icons.

 

SEC! SEC! SEC!

@billhelm - you should have a box of Georgia's finest landing today.... not a confederate bomb, but a trade box!

 

He wouldn't #pickitupformebro? Just tell him you'll pay and send a label.

 

You can't polish a turd...it is still a McDonald's


Anyhow I came here because I heard about your civil unrest and I have a spoiler alert....the South loses again...lay down your packing tape and step away from the shelf turds and this will all be over soon!

 

Be careful! Ray is known to use pumpkin mortars!

 

Thank god - it seems Lehigh is in charge. This is going to be easier than we think.

 

Now that I had to laugh at, very well done Sir, even if you are a damn Yankee.

 

Before this gets really ugly, and beer is spilled, I believe this needs to be out there for the purposes of Locals Civil War history.

When @kgncfl got his panties in a wad for me making fun of his long drawn out LIF in which we had to guess the size of his cat's turd to get a box of Yankee swill, I decided to ninja him as a polite way of saying "Sorry I made fun of your LIF":

http://www.beeradvocate.com/communi...and-hauls-thread.180634/page-282#post-3182535

He then decided I needed beer:

http://www.beeradvocate.com/communi...and-hauls-thread.180634/page-424#post-3380833

However when I posted this haul, I didn't include this note Keith put in the box, mostly to piss him off.....



Subsequently, in a group BM about the Yankee Locals Bottle Share/Pot Luck/Broadway Musicals, this "Yank" decides to prod the Texan who was trying to give some friendly advice:

"For f*ks sake. This cowpoke comes stumbling in here to give you some BS and you let Lehigh handle it? Lehigh then talks about how he wants a SMALLER crabcake and then goes on in a beer thread about how WICKED which is a MUSICAL is awesome?

First of all this hillybilly wouldn't know a crabcake if it went up and bit him on his redneck ass. For him a potluck supper is 3 possum and some sweet tea. He's way too old and the only tits he sees are the ones staring back at him in his bathroom mirror or the ones he hangs on to when he disturbs the goats out back.

Oh and you have to do is wet up those horse chapped lips of yours and give your boss an extra something and I'm sure he'll let you try to keep up with the real drinkers.

<drops mic>"

As you can see, I had to to what I had to do. And that is to rally all of my Southern boys to crush the porches of the North. I do not regret it. You deserve it you Damn Filthy Yankees.

What I do regret is that this instigator was so damn scared of the South, he up and moved to another state, apparently under the Witness Protection Program to avoid a porch crushing from the South. Sounds to me like ya'lls real leader is just a yellow belly.......

 

Despite all the mayhem, I still haven't actually participated in one of the BIF rounds lol. Sixterhood shall have to wait!

 

You watch your whorish mouth when you speak of Keith!

 

It's only whorish when I bed your women.

 

This brought a tear to my eye.

 

I'm glad this isn't an East vs West thing lol, now I can just sit back and watch

 

I was thinking the same thing. I was busy for one day at work and didnt get to check in on things and thread goes boom

 

I guess he said he wasnt headed that way for a while. I might try him again because he figured they'd sell out quick

 

We can draft you Cali Fellas.
California State Volunteer Units 1861 – 1866[edit]
The following are California State Volunteer Units that were active between 1861 – 1866 serving in the Union Army:

CALIFORNIA NOTES
1st California Cavalry Battalion March 1863 – April 2, 1866.
1st California Cavalry Regiment May 16, 1863 – October 19, 1866.
2nd California Cavalry Regiment October 18, 1861 – July 12, 1866.
1st California Mountaineers Battalion March 16, 1864 – June 14, 1865.
1st California Infantry Regiment February 12, 1862 – October 21, 1866.
2nd California Infantry Regiment December 30, 1862 – July 2, 1866.
3rd California Infantry Regiment December 31, 1861 – July 27, 1866.
4th California Infantry Regiment October 1861 – April 18, 1866.
5th California Infantry Regiment November 1861 – December 14, 1864.
6th California Infantry Regiment October 21, 1862 – December 20, 1865.
7th California Infantry Regiment December 1864 – June 28, 1866.
8th California Infantry Regiment November 17, 1864 – October 24, 1865.

 

I want that bottle!