MLB 13 Runs 2015...way early.....

I believe @Clarkson 's bench clearing brawl happened between @jshusc /@JNForsyth Halos and @landrewg / @johnyb Royals...

Scuffle

Benches cleared but we need clarification from the originator as to whether this 'qualifies' without punches being thrown...

 

If'n we "win," first box goes to my partner. @JNForsyth

 

Damn you Joel! Beat me by two minutes as I was about to direct this your way if we won.

 

Dibbs too.....our first box goes to @landrewg in the event this is a "win"

 

If I'm not on here, I'm billing hours. And this is WAY more fun than billing hours.

 

My head is in the replay booth now........

 

Upon further review, this love fest does not constitute a "bench clearing brawl". Bench clearing it was, brawl it was not.

It was more along the lines of "hey man you better hold me back" while casually being held back, and not even trying to squirm out of it because you don't want to get in trouble. Fairies.

And what's with that Kenny Trout swagger, is he from Compton or something?

 

Another LIF win:

@Summer78 is giving away beer to @concealed for scoring 7+ in 3 consecutive games with the Tigers

 

Oh wow! Thanks guys! Go Tigers!

In the spirit of giving, I will offer a "sour grapes" LIF - the first team to lose while scoring 10 or greater runs will receive a box of sour beer!

Cheers @Summer78 @Damian74Shensky and all

 

@jshusc is already running that LIF. Although that person can get 2 boxes of beer. Just letting you know.

 

Red Sox have played 6 games and have scored 4 runs twice 6 runs twice and 8 runs twice... it's like they don't want me to win

 

Wow! I didn't expect that to get done opening week! I have several boxes to tend to, but i'll try to get on this soon.

 

Colorado has scored 5 runs 5 games in a row.

 

Just like southerners they don't really want to fight just run their mouths.....

 

Fair nuff

 

I fuked up. "Kenny Troutt" is a billionaire from Dallas. Mike Trout is a little fairy from New Jersey who plays baseball.

Carry on.

 

At least your teams are putting up runs... The Phillies (and Nats, in fairness) haven't scored over 4 runs at all. I would trade 0, 2, and 3 for 6 & 8 or 5 & 10 in a heartbeat.

 

In other news I'm overdue for a hint. All four players that need to be guessed have been newsworthy (ie no "where are they now" necessary) since leaving baseball. 3 of them for baseball-related activity, 1 not.

 

In case clarification is necessary: "leaving baseball" = retiring as a player

 

Thanks for letting me know, I will modify the rule then, hope this can be incorporated into the spreadsheet.

The next team who scores 7+ in a losing effort, twice in a row, I will send their owner a "sour grapes" box. The box could potentially go to the same person, but probably not.