Your craft beer sacrilege

That's a BINGO!

Cheers!

 

I do that in many different aspects of life lol.

 

Due to my age and the fact I'm a degenerate, I've probably broken every rule in the BA book. As the kids on the street like to say...zero fucks given.

I cut my teeth on Olde English and Crazy Horse....I'm not beneath anything.

 

As much as I love great craft beer I still like something like a Bud Lite every now and then. Preferably ice cold.

 

I can think of 2, and apparently a "lack of patience" is the common denominator:

1) I do the quick-cool in the freezer after buying a dry-shelf beer, even Belgians and AWAs.
2) I have drank 2 bottles of my 6-bottle investment of 2014 Abyss, which begins to reach optimal maturity in late fall--and now I'm thinking about those other 4 bottles.

I won't apologize for keeping macro in the fridge, which acts as a shield to protect the good stuff from my non-discriminating swill-guzzling house guests.

 

I've accidentally left six packs of in the hot trunk of a car, then discovered it, shoved it in the freezer, accidentally left it there until it was slush, put it on the counter to defrost, then drank all of it.

 

I agree ... A true advocate.
I've been fortunate enough to try Lord Chesterfield Ale once. If it was distro'd here, it'd be a regular in my fridge as well.

 

A little off topic, but I despise some nicer restaurants I've been to that think they are being "hip" by serving beer in a mason jar. Nothing against moonshine sipping out of a mason jar, but IMO the mouthfeel of a mason jar for beer drinking is worse than a frosted mug (which also is pretty bad of course). A standard or shaker pint would be luxury beer drinking compared to those 2 glasswear options.

 

Will admit to drinking beer out of plastic glassware when I am traveling due to not wanting to break my glassware. Having costco beer that is probably out dated for friends that don't drink the good stuff and using pint glasses more often than I should. Also I have had way more highly desired beers than I have rated but am too lazy to go back and review them.

 

I dont like German beers
I have a hard time with Belgian beers
I routinely take my tulip with me if i know im going to be drinking at a friends house

 

I've shot gunned Ten Fidy.

I filled a camelback with SNPA to bring to the town beach. Alcohol prohibited.

 

We call that a dusting here in Buffalo, NY . Not sure I'd even break out the snow blower for that

 

I will not allow a lack of proper glassware impede on my enjoyment of a craft beer.

No matter how many amazing craft beers I drink Miller Lite still remains one of my all-time favorites. I drink it often, and with no apologies to my beer snob friends.

Oh, and I don't like sours. I will drink milk out of a dirty glass before sipping a sour.

 

I like English IPA's better than American IPA's. I guess thats sacrilege lol.

 

I've never had a belgian style beer I was crazy about. I always bring glassware to my friends/parties. I drank an entire 24 of Icehouse Edge in 15 minutes yesterday after helping a buddy move.

Speaking of sacrilege: If you go to Hardywood in Richmond they pretty much always serve their beer in clear plastic cups. Considering some of the top shelf stuff they put out, it surprises me every time I go.

 

Good God... 24 beers or 24 ounces? You should be in a damn coma.

 

I think it's pretty clear he meant 24 beers...

 

I like it, I like it a lot. Now the video, where's it at?

Also if you didn't shotgun the here goes nothing for maximum awesomeness I'll be disappointed.

 

I kind of love this thread

 

Sadly, i failed in my quest my buddies wouldn't let me do it, lol. I'm thinking a here gose/pseudoSue shandy sounds like a good stupid idea today though.