Halle Berry's pet Octopus: NBS BIF 8

If you knew what is coming you wouldn't be smiling tbh.

 

....LBI

This thread is a Glorious Hot Mess right now.....

I know when it's good to get out of Dodge............errrrr.........I Mean

Be Reeeeeeeetired!

Now in the words of Nebbercracker

Get Off My Lawn!!

LBO.....

 

@MacMalt hit me with a second box this morning!!!



To start off, a jar of fancy pasta sauce that will be used in the very near future. Wifey told me she was craving lasagna last night, haha! There is a nice Equilibrium glass to go right proper with my cans of juicy goodness. A glass is something I always appreciate because my “glass game” is lame, or so I’m told by my local buddies. There is also a fun sounding beer from Bolero Snort that really caught my eye. It’s a smoked brown with coffee and maple. Yum! A bourbon & red wine double barrel quad is something that sounds like it could be a sleeper favorite of mine. I’m glad it made its way into the box. Best of all, there is @MacMalt #1 rated beer of 2018! It must be tasty, and stouty(it says “do not drink cold”). I’m very excited to try all of these. A second box of all completely new ticks! Not sure how you pulled it off, but you knocked this round out of the park! Thanks for all the great stuff. I can’t wait to share my reviews!

 

Awesome box @MacMalt . @LloydDobler you must be the first stop on a mail route that's early at least for around here

 

I live 5min from a main distribution hub. I fight with all those damn trucks at the gas station in the morning. They all fuel up first thing and then drop boxes of beer off to me

 

I live 5 minutes from the county garage and sometimes it takes them 3 days before they plow my road

 

Awesome box @MacMalt !

That sounds like a winning combo to me.

I wouldn't be able to stand the temptation to look at his ratings if I had that information. It'd be torture. Does that mean that this war everyone keeps going on about is in violation of the Geneva Conventions? Or was he your sender?

haha. Ain't it always the way. I suppose if you're driving a plow, plowing near the garage doesn't seem too important since there's no way your gonna be unable to get out or back in.

 

Dman! Nice hit @MacMalt .

At work USPS hits in the afternoon. FedEx and UPS hits anytime throughout the day, though, you'd think being across the street from the FedEx hub, it would be first thing.

 

Sweet box @MacMalt !

 

What to say? Epic.

 

Great box @MacMalt

 

Triple from FedEx and mine from USPS out for delivery! Looks like @FlintB should host a tasting (or beer festival at this point)

 

That's great! If one small box was that helpful on the home front, by the time the underdogs are done with you the bards will be composing tributes to your legendary love affair.

 

We're racking up names for BIFs faster than we can have them.

Awesome @MacMalt !

Thankfully, I was counting yours in the triple. You make a good point: maybe I should send the family away for a while, and host you all for a weekend? My wife saw my cellar this week (before yesterday!) and accused me of getting ready to open a beer store. I old her that one, it's not for sale and two, the cellar is better than any beer store. She then asked it if was cool if when she felt like a beer she could just grab anything she wants and drink it. She thinks she's funny.

 

...LBI

I mentioned once that there was a PA/FIB war.

I would like to drop some Old Man Wisdom if I may.....

Please consider something like this....

LBO....

 

All my neighbors get together with our snow blowers and plow ourselves out.

 

I am a very patient man, and I like surprises. No temptation here, but I AM itching a bit thinking about what it could be. He is, in fact, my sender. I try to not have any enemies and keep my ass out of the war.

 

Oh,crap! I stop by work on my way out of town to visit my aunt in the land of Schell's - New Ulm, and I see total destruction.

I'll take a closer look, but @FlintB , you've done it now.

 

Words to live by.

 

Total destruction? Nah, that's a warning shot.

Check back tomorrow for total destruction.