SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

Haha, I know a few of you do

Hopefully someone else gets this meme @CanConPhilly

 

Kind of hard to solve hint #8, when there is no hint 8.

 

Hint #1: My most recent work trip to Boston put me significantly closer to one or more of my targets.
Hint #2: One or more of my targets did not list barleywine as a requested style.
Hint #3: Neither of my targets wears a XXL shirt.
Hint #4: I don't even know if I've BIF'd with my targets before. Is that helpful?
Hint #5: That's probably a lie, but I'm drinking cold medicine and barleywine. Maybe that eliminates someone. Whatever, fuck it. Can I take a nap now?
Hint #6: Not shipping to any of the Newbies.
Hint #7: I've never seen my targets throw up out of a moving vehicle on the way to Dark Lord Day.
Hint #8: My targets have never witnessed each other pinching a loaf. (yes, this "eliminates" targets)
Hint #9: My targets have never sent me a ninja box.
Hint #10: My targets are not the only participants in their state/s.
Hint #11: I've never visited my targets' states. (this can be checked against my "place" reviews)

Hint #12: I was going to fuck you up with Barrel Theory stuff, and you've somehow already had some. Stop fucking with my groove like that.
Hint #13: Doesn't look like my targets have been graced with the joy that is Wild Mind as yet. This will be remedied.

 

Thank you. I owe you big time.

 

I likey hint #13.

 

I'm out, but I know who's in!

 

Shit, the equation should be hint 8, of course the math correctly writes a system of equation that miss types the number on the hint

 

I'd fucks wi' dat!

I give the nod to Barrel Theory for best in the state, but Wild Mind is still probably my favorite. Gotta spread the word!

 

You are correct. Hopefully you targets can figure it out too

 

They both just kill it. When I was at Lake of the Woods this past weekend, my friend brought a crawler of something from Wild Mind. I don't remember what it was, but it was 11%, and was damn tasty.

I'm headed to the cities a week from tomorrow, and a stop at Wild Mind might be in order, to grace my targets with for their second boxes.

 

Were I not going to be at a wedding, I'd meet you for a beer! I still need to get up to Bad Habit - one of these days, man.

 

And I'm out!

 

I still haven't even been to the new Bad Habit location. Planning on going the end of October.

 

Hint 1: I would have to cross a major body of water to drive to either target. (x & y)
Hint 2: Both of my targets states are large than mine. (x & y)
Hint 3: Both of my targets are close enough that I could drive there in less than day. Side note to the hint one of you is about half the distance (x) away from me compared to the other (y).
Hint 4: One of your has not sent me beer before this (y), but the other has (x).
Hint 5: Combined targets have reviewed/rated 10 more beers than me on here. (x & y)
Hint 6: Both my targets have posted hints on the same page. (x & y)
Hint 7: Both my targets joined BA after me. They both joined BA within a year of each other. (x joined before y)
Hint 8:
x+y=1995
x-y=1463

Hint 9: One target (x) has reviewed a few beers from my state’s most popular brewery; the other (y) has only reviewed one beer for that brewery.

Haul hint: I just received an e-mail yesterday about a beer that won’t be released until 10/26, I should be getting 4 bottles and both targets should receive a late box with that 750 ml. The base beer will definitely be included in the first shipment.

 

Damn, just realized I've left my targets hanging for a few days without a hint.
Hint #1 Looks like I'll be shipping north, surprising right?
Hint #2 I've ticked beers from both of my target's states on here.
Hint #3 I have visited both target's states.
Hint #4 One of my targets has ticked more beers than I have, the other has not.

Hint #1 Looks like I'll be shipping north, surprising right?
Hint #2 I've ticked beers from both of my target's states on here.
Hint #3 I have visited both target's states.
Hint #4 One of my targets has ticked more beers than I have, the other has not.
Hint #5 I'll go with a college football hint, if my favorite team has guaranteed a team from your state will not go undefeated this year you are not my target.
Hint #6 Not shipping to a state that borders mine.
Hint #7 If I have shaken your hand there is a 25% chance that you are one of my targets.
Hint #8 I have not sent my target a ninja box in the past(that I recall).

 

Hint: Both of my targets joined BA between Jan 2014 and Dec 2017.

 

Hint:
If I left Detroit by boat I could make it to your state. That applies to both targets.

 

Pretty sure I'm in. but math?

 

I've been studying this very hard and I am pretty sure this means you are shipping via FedEX.