Which beer embodies your zodiac sign?

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  1. tolar111

    tolar111 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,094) Aug 17, 2008 New York
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    There really isn't enough information out there about the correlation between zodiac sign and beer preference. Here's some click bait that explores the topic

    https://nypost.com/article/which-beer-embodies-your-zodiac-sign/
    • ARIES (March 21 – April 19) = Modelo
    • TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) = Miller High Life
    • GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) = Budweiser
    • CANCER (June 21 – July 22) = Blue Moon
    • LEO (July 23 – August 22) = Corona
    • VIRGO (August 23 – September 22) = Michelob Ultra
    • LIBRA (September 23 – October 22) = Pabst Blue Ribbon
    • SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21) = Guinness
    • SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21) = Sapporo
    • CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19) = Yuengling
    • AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18) = Stella Artois
    • PISCES (February 19 – March 20) = Heineken
    Apparently VinePair hasn't explored this topic, yet.

    Does your zodiac sign match your beer preference? If not, what beer best matches your sign?
     
  2. bret27

    bret27 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,064) Mar 10, 2009 California
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  3. DogbiteWilliams

    DogbiteWilliams Zealot (647) Mar 28, 2015 California

    The Pisces symbol is two fish, and Pisces is ruled by Neptune, the god of the seas. I am pretty sure I've had a Dogfish beer many years ago. I don't think I've ever had Cutthroat, Flying Fish or Landshark.
     
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  4. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
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    Dogfish Head 60 Minute should fill the bill. It's still a great beer, no matter what the current trends are.
     
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  5. dennisthreeninefiveone

    dennisthreeninefiveone Pundit (980) Aug 11, 2020 New Jersey
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    Any beer from Flying Fish or Dogfish Head
     
  6. ChicagoJ

    ChicagoJ Grand Pooh-Bah (5,247) Feb 2, 2015 Illinois
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    While I’m OK with the beer selection (Budweiser, Guinness is the only other beer I like among the twelve), I personally would have went with Bell’s Two Hearted for Gemini.

    This assumes the selections are supposed to make sense, which after skimming the article I don’t believe that to be the objective. Read to me more like a 3AM drunken conversation or thought.
     
  7. TongoRad

    TongoRad Grand Pooh-Bah (3,884) Jun 3, 2004 New Jersey
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    Lol! Yeah, talk about completely ignoring what Gemini is supposed to be about- that duality, often in seemingly opposite ways.

    Two Hearted works thematically, but Orval totally embodies the actual concept; spritzy and effervescent yet deep and complex, the earthy qualities co-mingling with candy like ones. Pretty much the alpha and omega of beer to me. :sunglasses::beers:
     
  8. LesDewitt4beer

    LesDewitt4beer Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,315) Jan 25, 2021 Minnesota
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    Leo=Lion=some sort of Germanic family crest with lions L&R. Probly have to go with German Lagers. Perhaps a golden Festbier. Prost!
     
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  9. beer_beer

    beer_beer Pooh-Bah (2,306) Feb 13, 2018 Finland
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    Pisces and Heineken, why not?
     
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  10. deanzaZZR

    deanzaZZR Maven (1,347) Jan 8, 2015 California

    Capricorn and Bock beers should go hand in hand. I do like Bocks but tend to like the lighter, less sweet ones.
     
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  11. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Being as I'm half man, half horse, and have archery equipment, clearly my duty as a Sagittarian is to wreak havoc across the landscape. Thus, the beer for us happens to be one of my all-time favorites, La Fin du Monde.

    Hmm, maybe there is some truth to astrology after all.......
     
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  12. sulldaddy

    sulldaddy Grand Pooh-Bah (5,786) Apr 6, 2003 Connecticut
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    As a Taurus, the label for Schlitz Malt Liquor immediately comes to mind.

    Not sure how contents of the can matchup.
     
  13. zac16125

    zac16125 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,432) Jan 26, 2010 South Carolina
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    Obviously Lionshead.

    Plus I like the cap puzzles.
     
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  14. DavyJonesXXX

    DavyJonesXXX Pooh-Bah (2,848) Aug 6, 2021 Texas
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    I'm a cancer, a water sign. Maybe I like lagers because of the strong resemblance to water. This does feel like a late night drunken conversation.
     
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  15. alucard6679

    alucard6679 Savant (1,009) Jul 29, 2012 Arizona

    Miller High Life for Taurus… Sure, why not


    It mentions being the most indulgent (I’ll admit I know next to nothing about this sort of thing), decadent, and always looking for a good time while apparently not wanting to spend a fortune. I’m thinking maybe Ayinger Celebrator. I mean, I’ll drink High Life though if it’s offered :wink:
     
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  16. MistaRyte

    MistaRyte Pooh-Bah (2,681) Jan 14, 2008 Virginia
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    Cancer would be the old bay stuff from flying Dog.
     
  17. MistaRyte

    MistaRyte Pooh-Bah (2,681) Jan 14, 2008 Virginia
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    And Libra would be anything from Equilibrium
     
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  18. tolar111

    tolar111 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,094) Aug 17, 2008 New York
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    That is quite possibly the worst beer I've ever had. Thank God I'm not a Cancer
     
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  19. MistaRyte

    MistaRyte Pooh-Bah (2,681) Jan 14, 2008 Virginia
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    It was "okay" when it was a lager. When it became a gose or sour or whatever I was like "nope"
     
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  20. tolar111

    tolar111 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,094) Aug 17, 2008 New York
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    When I drank it this year it was labeled Summer Ale, truly horrible

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