In the spirit of the holidays, "I wish ____ brewery would ____."

I wish Maine Beer would make a Double IPA...oh wait nevermind

 

I wish Russian River and Lost Abbey would distribute to Florida

 

I wish your favorite brewery would sell itself to AB InBev so I can have better access to those tasty brews while reading your incessant posts about how you never liked them and the quality has gone down.

 

I wish Dogfish Head would re-brew Festina Lente

 

I wish DFH would make Theobrama (spelling?) taste even remotely close to what I thought it was going to taste like based on the ingredients listed on the label.

 

Firestone Walker to Minnesota. I think it could happen.

 

I wish the Bruery would make a English Style Barleywine.

 

I wish my local brewery in Sturbridge would make some different beer after 8+ yrs and stop filtering. Shame really!

 

Wish every brewery would send me free beers to try.

 

I wish FW would make Parabola a year round and package as 4 packs.

 

I wish Rogue Ales would brew a holiday seasonal ale brewed with Santa's left nut & reindeer fur.

 

I wish Three Floyds brewery would ship 2 cases of Zombie Dust to my house a week.

 

In the spirit of the holidays, I wish that Three Floyds would charge a reasonable price on their bombers. Especially their barrel-aged stuff that goes for $30-50 per bottle (WTF!), but also their every-day offerings like Dreadnaught and Arctic Panzer.

Munster must have huge property taxes that those poor fellas at FFF need to factor into their pricing...

 

Such tunnel vision you all have when it comes to beer. I wish AB-Inbev would give me five million dollars.

 

I wish Epic would release Big Bad Baptist year round and offer it in 4 packs (or 6 packs if I want to get super greedy) 12 oz bottles.

 

I wish Three Floyd's would put bottling dates/expiration dates on their beers.

 

I wish more breweries would offer big beers in smaller formats.

I wish all breweries would clearly date their beers.

(Might as well add that I would also like 5 million dollars)

 

I wish Three Floyd's would distribute to Nebraska.

 

+1 on smaller format bottles and bottle dating.

Also wish more cases of the dissident made it down here to Orange County, CA.

 

I wish AleSmith/Bruery/LostAbbey/GreenFlash would distribute to MI.