Any beer swishers out there besides me?

Most definitely one of 'those guys'. Though I am much more inclined to do so when drinking at home. Same with sticking my nose IN the glass to get a good smell.

 

No, I find it not necessary and not a pleasant way to drink beer. I do find though that tiny sips isn't good either, "you can't taste beer in a sip", as a Dickens' character famously said (Dick Swiveller maybe?). A good swallow does all that is necessary, even for strong beers, IMO.

 

Nah, I prefer to use the backboard when I've been drinking.

 

Spitters are quitters.
Mrs.Alehorn often calls me a hipsterfag when I sniff or swish my beer.
So now not only do I sniff and spin my beer in the glass, I roll my head around, and I don't mean a gentle "hmm, this is nice" but a violent "this guy has suddenly lost all motor control" spell of epilepsy roll. More like a shake, really.
I think she's planned an intervention.

 

A guy I know keeps each swig of beer (coors light) in his mouth for (literally) up to a minute at a time. Cases have been reported of him falling asleep and dumping a mouthful all over himself. This is not the most strange or disturbing thing about this person.

 

I twirk my beer.It is more intense than Swishing and is less abrasive than Gargling.

 

Not exactly a fail because technically he didn't spit it.