I mentioned to a customer that Weihenstephaner was my favorite hefeweizen and he replied "Well actually it's not a hefeweizen" and looked at me as if he was waiting for me to blurt out the correct answer. I was a little baffled so I said "uhhhhh hefeweissbier?" because that's what the label says. He points at me and gives me a "there you go!", like he was jesus christ's gift to beer drinkers and I was just a lowly peon who could never ascend to the ranks of his discerning, sophisticated palate. I guess I should include a beer snob story about myself. I was down at this 1700's era-esque pseudo English pub one night with some friends during their 3 for $6 deal. There were 2 gorgeous, buxom, scantily clad Heineken reps handing out free bottles of Heineken Light and various swag like they were trying to get rid of it. When they came to our table we just completely blew them off, and they looked shocked as if they couldn't understand why anyone would turn down free beer.