So i was enjoying my very first bottle of sam adams imperial white per a recommendation of a friend. As always, i like to share a sip with my girlfriend to see if she likes it enough to have one herself. In this case she took the glass from me to enjoy her first sip, lifted the glass to her lips, took a small taste, then proceeded to let the glass slip from her hand. In slow motion i watch the glass turn upside down, the contents spread across a vast expanse of myself, her, the floor, the other dishes around, along with all other items in existence. Somehow by the grace of God and her athletically fast reflexes, she caught he glass before it smashed to the ground, but the beer was, sadly, unsalvageable. What are some funny, painful, or downright sad stories like this that you have?