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Creative/Funny Names for your Beer

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Vogt52, Sep 30, 2014.

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  1. tkdchampxi

    tkdchampxi Pooh-Bah (2,473) Oct 19, 2010 New Jersey
    Pooh-Bah

    #21 tkdchampxi, Sep 30, 2014
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  2. ThrashMaster

    ThrashMaster Initiate (0) Nov 1, 2012 Massachusetts

    Schwarzenkegger would be the name of the brewery

    I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycALE (pale ale)
    I'll be bock (bock)
    Terminator (Dopple Bock)
    Predator (barrel aged Dopple bock)
    Get to the hopper (IPA)
    Kindergarten hop (session IPA)

    Conan would of course be the house yeast strain
     
    #22 ThrashMaster, Sep 30, 2014
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  3. Nugganooch

    Nugganooch Grand Pooh-Bah (4,348) Jan 13, 2011 California
    Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Hoppy Bukkaki

    It's an India Cream Ale. And the label would be glorious!
     
    #23 Nugganooch, Sep 30, 2014
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  4. frazbri

    frazbri Initiate (0) Oct 29, 2003 Ohio

    #24 frazbri, Sep 30, 2014
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  5. One1Asterisk

    One1Asterisk Initiate (0) Apr 8, 2014 Florida

    I was thinking out some names for a brewery and got stuck on the skeleton/bones theme.

    Bare Bones Brewing, with such staples as:

    Vertebrae IPA
    Skull Fracture IIPA
    Occipital Hazard Barleywine
    Radius Helles Lager
    Humerus Pale Ale
    Lumbar SupPorter
    Sternum Stout

    and so on :slight_smile:
     
    #25 One1Asterisk, Sep 30, 2014
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  6. Chrisheartsbeer

    Chrisheartsbeer Initiate (0) Apr 13, 2011 North Carolina

    "Funk in a Box" - American Wild Ale
    "Funk in the Trunk" - Sour
    "Calvin & Hops" - IPA
    "Thick & Juicy" - BA Stout (with Bacon .... mmmm... bacon...)
    "Pale Yeah!!!"
    "Jack & Jill Pale Ale"
    "Great Odin's Beard" - Bock
    "Adam-Smasher" - Sour (come on, you gotta think through that one)

    I have probably wasted more time just thinking up clever names for beers and matching flavors combinations.
     
    #26 Chrisheartsbeer, Sep 30, 2014
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  7. Chrisheartsbeer

    Chrisheartsbeer Initiate (0) Apr 13, 2011 North Carolina

    The next GoT Ommegang beer should be called "HODOR!"
     
    #27 Chrisheartsbeer, Sep 30, 2014
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  8. 302BeerGuy

    302BeerGuy Initiate (0) Jun 11, 2014 Delaware

    Red Door Brewing Co.

    Because I see a Red Door and want to paint it Black & Tan...
    2000 lights years...Lager
    Across the Pond Pale Ale

    If only Mick, Keith and Charlie could front me some scratch !!!
     
    #28 302BeerGuy, Sep 30, 2014
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  9. tbaker397

    tbaker397 Initiate (0) Nov 9, 2013 West Virginia

    Aegon the ConquerAle?
     
    #29 tbaker397, Sep 30, 2014
  10. imtroy703

    imtroy703 Zealot (705) Nov 13, 2009 Virginia
    BA4LYFE Society Trader

    One of the Leiny bros came to a nano-brew in my twon just a few weeks ago because he wanted the "Helles Yeah" naming rights that it came up with.
     
    #30 imtroy703, Sep 30, 2014
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  11. 302BeerGuy

    302BeerGuy Initiate (0) Jun 11, 2014 Delaware

    Double Like !!!
    Running Man Light Lager...? For when you're sweating "Out there in the Zone"! Now that hit the spot!
     
    #31 302BeerGuy, Sep 30, 2014
  12. Shroud0fdoom

    Shroud0fdoom Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2013 Maryland

    Lol! The pictures in my head are endless! /Thread.
     
    #32 Shroud0fdoom, Sep 30, 2014
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  13. Vogt52

    Vogt52 Initiate (0) May 25, 2014 Maryland

    Sounds like you might be an Arnold Schwarzenegger fan haha
     
    #33 Vogt52, Sep 30, 2014
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  14. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,689) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    Kentucky's Finest Coughing Nails Burley Ale.
     
    #34 rgordon, Sep 30, 2014
  15. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand Pooh-Bah (5,533) May 30, 2005 Michigan
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah

    I brewed a batch of a Pilsner that I called Gut Czech Pilsner.
     
    #35 PapaGoose03, Sep 30, 2014
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  16. keehankevin

    keehankevin Initiate (0) Jul 25, 2014 Wisconsin

    I was at a beer dinner at horny goat in Milwaukee and the brewmaster said they had a beer called Morning after pils for a while till someone complained.
     
    #36 keehankevin, Oct 5, 2014
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  17. DegenErik

    DegenErik Initiate (0) Apr 9, 2014 Serbia

    Dick Downer
     
    #37 DegenErik, Oct 5, 2014
  18. Donkster46

    Donkster46 Initiate (0) Jul 31, 2014 Washington

    I think would go with a penalty themed names
    Personal Foul Pale Ale
    Roughing the Passer Rye PA
    Pass Interference Pilsner
     
    #38 Donkster46, Oct 5, 2014
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  19. Donkster46

    Donkster46 Initiate (0) Jul 31, 2014 Washington

    or could do hockey penalties too, call them the minutes series

    2 Minutes for Czeching from Behind Hoppy Pils
    2 Minutes for Roughing Rye PA
    4 Minute Double Minor Dubbel
    2 Minutes for Boarding BA Stout
     
    #39 Donkster46, Oct 5, 2014
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  20. SouthAtholSuds

    SouthAtholSuds Initiate (0) Nov 3, 2008 Massachusetts

    Do you have to swallow it all at once?
     
    #40 SouthAtholSuds, Oct 5, 2014
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