Dear Masala

Discussion in 'Midwest' started by maximum12, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. maximum12

    maximum12 Jan 21, 2008 Minnesota
    Beer Trader

    Masala, dear, I know you can't be in a great mood, what with all the loose chatter about Wee & Czar the past week or so. That's gotta sting.

    But I'm really looking forward to meeting you after work today. We can sidle up to the bar or grab a quiet table in a corner, if you prefer. Dinner? Sure, if you'd like. But be prepared, I'm planning on throwin' you over my shoulder & taking you home tonight. Even if you're a little frosted when we meet, I know you'll warm up once we get to my place.

    Only about an hour to go. Can't wait. My lips are tingling with anticipation already.

    Ungertaker and Alpar like this.
  2. quirkzoo

    quirkzoo Jul 7, 2011 Colorado

    I met Masala a while back, nice girl, but if I have to admit it she was a bit like the others I have had.
  3. minnesotaryan

    minnesotaryan Dec 27, 2010 Minnesota

    mmm mmm mama!
  4. ehammond1

    ehammond1 Jul 4, 2008

    My skin is crawling.
    yamar68 and Chaz like this.
  5. StarRaptor

    StarRaptor Jun 8, 2010 California

    Love that damn beer
  6. maximum12

    maximum12 Jan 21, 2008 Minnesota
    Beer Trader

    Ha! That's what a long day in a cubicle will do to you. Or me. Or...what?
  7. Alpar

    Alpar Apr 13, 2009 Wisconsin

    Hahaha, you're hilarious Corey. Awesome post!
  8. gatornation

    gatornation Apr 18, 2007 Minnesota
    Beer Trader

    check out her sister ,Mango,not always there thou
    JeepCop likes this.
  9. JeepCop

    JeepCop May 16, 2010 Kansas
    Beer Trader

    Have LONG been looking for her sister... :(
    copslovebeer likes this.
  10. mothman

    mothman Jun 21, 2007 Minnesota
    Beer Trader

    You know you're lucky when you get to meet ginger mango ;)
  11. Sender

    Sender Sep 19, 2010 Minnesota

    I hear she has no soul
    HoppyHawk and antlerwrestler19 like this.
  12. maximum12

    maximum12 Jan 21, 2008 Minnesota
    Beer Trader

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. She was as good as always. And now stuffed in the fridge so she stays fresh & doesn't start to go bad...
  13. feloniousmonk

    feloniousmonk Nov 14, 2002 Minnesota

    you're silly.
  14. MRC711

    MRC711 Oct 22, 2007 Minnesota
    Beer Trader

    That Masala gets around. I am hanging out with her distant cousin, Hoptimum, tonight. She is one hoppy gal.
  15. Yulles

    Yulles Apr 12, 2009 Minnesota
    Beer Trader

    Fruity Redheads, I'll take them all day long.
  16. maximum12

    maximum12 Jan 21, 2008 Minnesota
    Beer Trader

    Mmmm. Redheads.
  17. antlerwrestler19

    antlerwrestler19 Nov 24, 2010 Nebraska
    Beer Trader

    Rumor has it she can't be a pirate either.
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