Dear Masala

Discussion in 'Midwest' started by maximum12, Jun 1, 2012.

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  1. maximum12

    maximum12 Poo-Bah (3,497) Jan 21, 2008 Minnesota
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    Masala, dear, I know you can't be in a great mood, what with all the loose chatter about Wee & Czar the past week or so. That's gotta sting.

    But I'm really looking forward to meeting you after work today. We can sidle up to the bar or grab a quiet table in a corner, if you prefer. Dinner? Sure, if you'd like. But be prepared, I'm planning on throwin' you over my shoulder & taking you home tonight. Even if you're a little frosted when we meet, I know you'll warm up once we get to my place.

    Only about an hour to go. Can't wait. My lips are tingling with anticipation already.

    Love,
    Corey
     
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  2. quirkzoo

    quirkzoo Initiate (0) Jul 7, 2011 Colorado

    I met Masala a while back, nice girl, but if I have to admit it she was a bit like the others I have had.
     
  3. minnesotaryan

    minnesotaryan Initiate (0) Dec 27, 2010 Minnesota

    mmm mmm mama!
     
  4. ehammond1

    ehammond1 Initiate (0) Jul 4, 2008

    My skin is crawling.
     
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  5. StarRaptor

    StarRaptor Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2010 California

    Love that damn beer
     
  6. maximum12

    maximum12 Poo-Bah (3,497) Jan 21, 2008 Minnesota
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    Ha! That's what a long day in a cubicle will do to you. Or me. Or...what?
     
  7. Alpar

    Alpar Initiate (0) Apr 13, 2009 Wisconsin


    Hahaha, you're hilarious Corey. Awesome post!
     
  8. gatornation

    gatornation Poo-Bah (3,319) Apr 18, 2007 Minnesota
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    check out her sister ,Mango,not always there thou
     
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  9. JeepCop

    JeepCop Initiate (105) May 16, 2010 Kansas
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    Have LONG been looking for her sister... :slight_frown:
     
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  10. mothman

    mothman Poo-Bah (5,826) Jun 21, 2007 Minnesota
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    You know you're lucky when you get to meet ginger mango :wink:
     
  11. Sender

    Sender Initiate (0) Sep 19, 2010 Minnesota

    I hear she has no soul
     
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  12. maximum12

    maximum12 Poo-Bah (3,497) Jan 21, 2008 Minnesota
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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. She was as good as always. And now stuffed in the fridge so she stays fresh & doesn't start to go bad...
     
  13. feloniousmonk

    feloniousmonk Poo-Bah (4,873) Nov 14, 2002 Minnesota

    you're silly.
     
  14. MRC711

    MRC711 Initiate (77) Oct 22, 2007 Minnesota
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    That Masala gets around. I am hanging out with her distant cousin, Hoptimum, tonight. She is one hoppy gal.
     
  15. Yulles

    Yulles Initiate (0) Apr 12, 2009 Minnesota
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    Fruity Redheads, I'll take them all day long.
     
  16. maximum12

    maximum12 Poo-Bah (3,497) Jan 21, 2008 Minnesota
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    Mmmm. Redheads.
     
  17. antlerwrestler19

    antlerwrestler19 Disciple (363) Nov 24, 2010 Nebraska
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    Rumor has it she can't be a pirate either.
     
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