Deep Ellum is looking to hire an Assistant Brewer

Discussion in 'Southwest' started by mintjellie, Mar 16, 2013.

  1. mintjellie

    mintjellie Oct 2, 2005 Ontario (Canada)

  2. blatherbeard

    blatherbeard Sep 30, 2007 Texas

    Oh my GAWD!

    if only i lived near dallas :....(
  3. cfh64

    cfh64 Aug 16, 2005 Texas
    Beer Trader

    Holy shit that seems like a lot of work! Do I get at least 2 assistants?
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  4. Lutter

    Lutter Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    LOL... that's like 20x longer than my job description. I'd be scared to work there with all those written responsibilities.

    "oh, Rob, you didn't fulfill Section C. Subsection 12 of your Job Description! You're fired! ;)
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  5. 13DegN

    13DegN Mar 25, 2012 Texas
    Beer Trader

    Nice. And the perks are?
  6. Schmuck82

    Schmuck82 Nov 13, 2008 Texas

    I think having to do all that everyday might make me end up hating beer.
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  7. mattisloco

    mattisloco Feb 13, 2007 Texas
    Beer Trader

    I think it's safe to say we all appreciate our brewers a hell of a lot more.
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  8. mintjellie

    mintjellie Oct 2, 2005 Ontario (Canada)

    Don't ask me, I was looking into traveling through a bit of the south and southwest, and was checking out brewery websites when I came across this. Just thought I would post it where an interested party might see it.

  9. DanzBorin

    DanzBorin Apr 11, 2012 Texas

    So assistant brewers can fire other assistant brewers? Doesn't sound like a good idea.

    Maybe they should call them JR Assistant Brewers Second Class or something. lol
  10. jsboots21

    jsboots21 Jan 19, 2009 Tennessee

  11. mattisloco

    mattisloco Feb 13, 2007 Texas
    Beer Trader

    Thanks but I meant the all of them.
  12. jsboots21

    jsboots21 Jan 19, 2009 Tennessee

    I know, but I was playing off the comment on the job posting page.

    "If the assistant brewer does all this, what the hell the the head brewer do? Sorry guys but this is funny."
  13. Lutter

    Lutter Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    Supervises the assistant brewer and drinks beer, obviously.

    I think the head brewer might also be in charge of putting 2 drops of dishwashing soap at the bottom of each can of their IPA. Wokka wokka!
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  14. cam_williams

    cam_williams Oct 3, 2012 Texas
    Beer Trader

    This reminds me of:

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