Everyone loves it...but you.

I'm going to say PseudoSue. I think I must not like the Citra beers as much as most, because I feel the same about Zombie Dust. I'd rather drink a Golden Nugget.

 

Orval... tastes like old sockes mixed with brown sugar

Schlenkerla Rauchbier, the smokey taste is so overpowering, too unbalanced for me

 

A lot of Brits come to my restaurant and go apeshit over Boddingtons. I've never tasted Decepticon dick, but I'm pretty sure it tastes exactly like Boddingtons.

 

Last night I had my first GF sculpin and honestly did not like it too much.

And founders breakfast stout was just ok to me. None of the two are bad. I'd drink them if handed but I wouldn't seek them out.

 

Isn't it your civic duty to be a friend of harpoon?

 

I think you missed the idiocricy reference

 

Ha! Absolutely not. Happy to....not be a friend of harpoon?

 

Hop Slam

 

-Most of Stones beers
-blind pig (grassy onions)
-hopslam (booze and malt bomb)
- 2 hearted
-nugget nectar (unbalanced)
I'm a HUGE IPA lover but these I just don't get .

 

Jai Alai

 

Russian River's Supplication. Way too sour for me

 

Just based on ratings, the BBA Tripel Overhead (Mother Earth). The balance on the bourbon was just all wrong. The most expensive drain pour I've ever ordered.

 

Bells Two Hearted - Have no clue what the hype is. Very average.
Big Lushious - Meh
Saison DuPont - Also very unimpressive

 

Sculpin. It is good. People love it. I don't get why some love it so much. I am happy they enjoy it though.

 

Artisan ales Prairie Bomb. I don't know why but it tastes like charcoal and raw tobacco to me...

 

Not Your Fathers Root Beer. I cannot believe the hype around this beer. A root beer flavored wine cooler in my opinion.

 

Dirtwolf is strange. Sometimes I've had it fresh and it was amazing, and other times I've bought it thinking it was fresh and it was ass. Tasted like stale malts and the hop profile wasn't even present.

I think solar radiation ruins this ale very easily, and the last 4-pack that I purchased seemed to have been damaged by sunlight.

 

Sculpin. I have tried it in bars, bottles, and cans....Everyone here (San D) loves it but I just think it is OK. I even had a 1/2 barrel keg of it in the kegerator and gave it the ultimate test (1.5 months of the same beer every night) and came out still wanting Ballast Point's "lesser" and vastly more affordable Big Eye IPA.

 

Founders CBS. I've had it numerous times and don't like it. If I see it again on tap, I'm sure I'll get it despite my feelings toward it.

 

most stone beers for me
& zombie dust.

 

My thoughts exactly. I was hoping for maybe a stout with a touch of root beer flavor. This shit does not resemble a craft beer in the very least - thin, no head, absurdly sweet. The whole thing reeks of gimmick.

 

Everything Stone. I kept trying, but...finally stopped. My money is better spent elsewhere.

 

Thats not allowed

 

SN Bigfoot

 

Big alcoholic RIS and BBA Imperial Stouts.

 

Bells Expedition Stout,
people go gaga for it but I think it tastes like flat chocolate ovaltine that hasn't been mixed well

 

There's a couple. Heady, old rasputin, expedition stout, kbs come to mind first. Heady just tastes like a good DIPA, nothing special. Raspy is a bit too roasty for me, and expedition the most bitter beer I've ever drank. KBS is just too toned down flavor-wise all around