Friends don't let friends drink light beer

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Uniobrew31, Apr 6, 2013.

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  1. Uniobrew31

    Uniobrew31 Devotee (483) Jan 16, 2012 Pennsylvania

    I bought a case of Amstel (the distributor initially sold me a case of Sam Adams light which was three months out of date) but that's another thread! I have so far today consumed six beers, 600 calories, pissed 18 times and I am sober as a judge. Should have gotten a higher cal 6.5+ abv case, drank two and been warm and happy. Lay the hate on me for my idiocy BA'ers...I deserve it!
  2. Tchfunkta

    Tchfunkta Initiate (0) May 14, 2009 Kentucky

    Your obviously drunk since you posted the above. Yes, next time, buy something you like.
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  3. Holsie

    Holsie Initiate (0) Jun 27, 2012 South Carolina

    Alcohol content is secondary. Unfortunately a lot of complexity requires a lot of ingredients=EtOH.

    I would love the flavor of DIPA at 5% but until it comes out-drink good stuff and moderate.:wink:
  4. Bones10

    Bones10 Disciple (305) Feb 23, 2013 Illinois

    If I recall correctly, Amstel Light is weaker than Miller Lite. Ewwww. But, hey!, I know of beers far worse than Amstel Light.
  5. SerialTicker

    SerialTicker Initiate (0) Jun 18, 2012 Michigan


    Anyway, light beer? Ew. Get that away from me.
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  6. jtdolla911

    jtdolla911 Initiate (0) Nov 18, 2011 Massachusetts

    When offered "lite" beer I accept so as not to seem rude, but it goes down like water for me now. My friends will be trashed off 7 or 8 and im still sober as a bird.
  7. beercanman

    beercanman Initiate (0) Dec 17, 2012 Ohio

    I can crush light beer when drinking with my bmc friends. They think I'm an alcoholic. I tell them I can only drink 2 or maybe 3 of the beers I like.
  8. yemenmocha

    yemenmocha Poo-Bah (2,900) Jun 18, 2002 Arizona

    Sounds like Utah for me.

    Lots of peeing.

    Bloated stomach feeling.

    Completely sober.
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  9. Frankinstiener

    Frankinstiener Aspirant (212) Jul 28, 2009 Illinois

    Im mad that you bought Amstel Light. Not because I want you to drink some better tasting beer but becuase it's a rip off. I am one of the few BAs that believes there is a time and place for every style. This includes low flavor, low calorie, light, American Adjunct Lagers. That said Amstel light is not better than Coors Light or Busch Light. In my opinion beers of this grade are a commodity. Drink crappy, low flavor, low calorie beer all you want but for god sakes don't pay import/ "premium" prices for the crap!
  10. JohnSnowNW

    JohnSnowNW Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2013 Minnesota

    Meh, all beer has its place.
  11. tjensen3618

    tjensen3618 Disciple (396) Mar 23, 2008 California

    Firestone Walker Pale 31 is my light beer.
  12. CMUbrew

    CMUbrew Initiate (0) Jan 27, 2012 Michigan

    Schedule a prostate exam, and ask your doctor about Flomax
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